I think I'd like this better without the corn. Then it would just be a unicorn and when you wore it people would be more confused because it wouldn't be a joke. And you'd be like J.D in the fourth scrubs-season when he has a journal with a unicorn on it but he keeps claiming it's a horse with a sword on its head (because that would be way cooler).

"I'm a unicorn. Why can't you just say it?"