This arrived today!

The print is so soft and so comfortable. It looks great, it is absolutely amazing!

I was worried the ink might irritate my neck but it doesn't poke over. The ink is soft and perfectly aligned to the edge of the t-shirt.

Congrats funkie fresh, thanks for designing this, it's wonderful.

My second order of the previous sale was waiting for me when I got home today.

I don't think I've ever been this happy with a Threadless order since Ignorance is Bliss, anyway (thanks Leon!)

And How Are You Feeling Today? is the coolest printing job ever! The colour is awesome. The print is amazing! It covers the entire front, it is soooo soft and best of all, it goes right up to the edge of the neck but unlike a certain very popular belt-print design I bought from a certain other website there's no excess ink pointing over the edge of the neck scratching me all day. It's actually painful wearing that one. The edge of the print lines up perfectly and it's so soft anyway, that unlike the other design it probably wouldn't bother me even if it did poke over. I had to take to the ink of the other design with a pair of nail scissors. This one is perfect. I'm wearing it tomorrow.

I'm going to go make a product blog about how great it is, but I want everyone in the regular blogs to know too.

Also in there was Ticket to Ride, which came out great and a Squeegee Clean that contrary to all reports neither looks like a dick nor is poorly printed.

And if you want an answer the question And How Are You Feeling Today? I'm feeling great! How are you?

If you hate this shirt or want to discuss religion, you can do it here. If you want to praise the shirt, you can go post in Danielle's blog.

Just noticed it. This kinda excites me. I'll probably delete the blog when this becomes painstakingly obvious to everyone.

I had this idea, except I'm sure it wasn't my idea and I've stolen it from somewhere else, but I can't for the life of me think where.

It was probably a sketch comedy show. Does anyone recognise this joke from somewhere?

It's just a shoddy mock-up, but basically Clark Kent is running to the phonebooth to change into Superman. Dr Who, Neo and Bill also need to use the phonebooth, but none of them can because Colin Farrel is trapped inside.

Great tits cope well with warming

Did you think this was about what I thought it was about?

Were you disappointed when you found out it wasn't?

And did it remind you of this/these?

Dear men who don't wash their hands after using public toilets,

what the fuck is wrong with you? You come out of your cubicle and see me there washing my hands and then you just walk right out the door! I don't want to have to touch the door after you've been in there doing whatever. That's like touching your dick or your arse, or everything it's ever come into contact with. And I don't want to eat my lunch afterwards, that's like putting your dick in my mouth. And I really don't want to do that.

Also,

Dear Madonna,

please put some pants on. No one has wanted to see your legs in at least fifteen years.

Also,

Dear Channel 7,

you replaced Lost with Britain's Saggiest Boobs featuring Trinny and Susanna? That was really annoying.

I hope people are happy.

It seems like most people like the ring of "subtard", so the only thing left to do is try it out on the original post:

You know what I'm talking about.

Typically, like a votard, the subtard is at highschool and has absolutely no idea of what constitutes effective t-shirt design.

Much like the votard, who scores good designs terribly due to its crippling stupidity and ignorance, the subtard will submit terrible designs and expect them to print.

When the subtard discovers Threadless, it thinks, that is the easiest way to make 2000 bucks I have ever seen.

The subtard does absolutely no research before submitting its design. The subtard does not score designs. It is not unusual to discover that the subtard has one design in the running and has scored one submission, giving an average score of 5.00 . This means the subtard does not have any clue of what is actually likely to print on Threadless or how voters typically react.

The subtard does not use the Critiques.

Subsequently, the subtard will submit something that sucks.

The subtard believes that having 30 friends vote 5$ for its design will be enough to pull its average up.

When its design fails to break a 1.6 and is dropped, the subtard will go to the "Changes to the 1.5 rule" blog to complain about this "new" rule. If the subtard is really stupid, it will go to the "Important New Scoring Functionality" blog to complain and will tell everyone how its design scored more than 1.5 .

The subtard will not use this as an oppurtunity to learn and improve.

Thanks for the gift card, I've just ordered my copy of your shirt.

I've been watching the stock chart and wondering if it was worth hanging out until tomorrow when the new shirts come out, but it's probably better I don't order any extra stuff for a while.

Anyway, once this arrives I won't want to wear anything else.



Thanks!