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May 17 '09 by WarDrobeInSpareOom

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SEX BLOG, SEX BLOG, IT'S A SEX BLOG

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How and when did you learn about the birds and the bees?

My dad died when I was eleven, and my mom and I never had a good relationship, so nobody ever sat me down for "The Talk." I think I was nineteen before I figured it all out, pieced together from jokes, stories I heard in high school, a child development book, and HBO.

For those of you who haven't learned about it yet, enjoy this educational video:

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asdfghaya on May 17 '09 at 8:55pm

I never had it.
4th grade taught me.
and then again in 7th grade? and 8th? I don't know.
I had to figure it out on my own, too, mostly because of my parents' culture.

SuperRyan on May 17 '09 at 8:55pm

Internet
HBO
Bill Nye the Science Guy

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 8:57pm

we had sex education from 3rd grade (learning about pads/tampons) until like 8th grade. Then in high school everyone was required to take a health class to graduate.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 8:57pm

I didn't have interwebs because I am ancient.

But I suspect it helped a lot of kids learn about sex. In horrible, horrible ways.

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 8:58pm

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:01pm

againstbound on May 17 '09 at 9:02pm

I once walked into my parents "wrestling", but they were actually practicing judo.

Later that night I watched skinemax, it was pretty educational.

jet approves on May 17 '09 at 9:02pm

my parents never gave me the talk, but i have two older sisters and i guess i just figured things out through friends and tv and such.

asdfghaya on May 17 '09 at 9:02pm

also, the kinsey studies.

lololjk

mrwalrusface on May 17 '09 at 9:03pm

im like many of the others with tv accomplishing the job

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:03pm

EW! JUDO!

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 9:04pm

lol wtf?

"when you're menstruating be sure to pay more attention to your hair and nails, and be sure to wear your prettiest dress"

Chipmnk on May 17 '09 at 9:04pm

I never really had the talk. I just kind of learned from the videos they showed in elementary school and the jokes my brother used to make that I never really understood.

I just assume that sex involves playing Diddy Kong Racing, but I think the people from last night's bacontaco already know that.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:04pm

Wow. Maybe no one had The Talk with their parents. I was thinking I was weird.

outline on May 17 '09 at 9:04pm

i heard somewhere this was a sex blog.

i brought the strawberry jam.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:05pm

The best kind totally does, Alvin.

HMC on May 17 '09 at 9:05pm

MMmmmm nope dont know what that is yet hahahaha . :D

asdfghaya on May 17 '09 at 9:05pm

I was reading the book Mortified and this one girl said that when she was a kid, she thought people peed when they reached their climax.

that made me lols.

SuperRyan on May 17 '09 at 9:06pm

0Jim0 on May 17 '09 at 9:06pm

I once walked into Hector's parents "wrestling", but they were actually practicing judo.

Later the next day he explained to me what he saw on skinemax, it was pretty educational.

Chipmnk on May 17 '09 at 9:06pm

Honestly, I don't know many Asians who got the Talk from their parents.

Of course, I don't know many Asian parents who show signs of affection.

SuperRyan on May 17 '09 at 9:08pm

Never had the Talk with my parents.

I'm starting to think that's a myth.

Khol on May 17 '09 at 9:09pm

Well, first there was the fact that I grew up surrounded by my older siblings and cousins. And then there was that one time when my friend and I stumbled upon this book in the back of the library with all these "weird" looking pictures of people.
And of course health class (which began in 5th grade) was always informative.

But yeah, I don't think I ever had The Talk with my parents either.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:09pm

When I got my period, I didn't even tell my mom. Hehehe...repression.

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 9:11pm

I just had an annoying memory of lazy girls in high school that actually got away with laying in the nurse's office because of "cramps" for hours on end

outline on May 17 '09 at 9:12pm

both of my parents died right after i turned 18, and neither of them had showed signs of giving the "talk".

even if they had, it wouldn't have made much difference. i still would have been a huge whore in highschool.

HMC on May 17 '09 at 9:12pm

Awww haahhah

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 9:12pm

I don't even remember if I told my mom but I do have a very strong memory of my mom making my dad take me to the store to buy my first pads.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:15pm

I have a friend who told he got his first blow job in junior high.

I still wasn't entirely certain how sex worked in high school.

marblecargirl on May 17 '09 at 9:16pm

yeah, my mom gave me "the talk". mostly i giggled a lot. i think i was about 9 years old? maybe? around there. then we got ice cream.

good lord that sounds like an after school special.

whisper in water on May 17 '09 at 9:16pm

I got a dog when I was 7, and she was female. One day I noticed that she was bleeding from her private area, and I freaked out about it and told my mom we had to take her to the vet. I got some cursory education at that point, but most of what I learned was from health class, magazines, and TV.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:18pm

I never had health class until my senior year of high school.

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 9:20pm

iPear on May 17 '09 at 9:23pm

I didn't knew where girls peed from until I was like 20.

iPear on May 17 '09 at 9:24pm

I didn't knew where girls peed from until I was like 20.

iPear on May 17 '09 at 9:24pm

my parents actually never gave me the "talk".

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:24pm

Wait....where do we pee from, Omair?

iPear on May 17 '09 at 9:25pm

apprently not from your butt, news to me

boysbeambitious on May 17 '09 at 9:26pm

My folks never gave me the sex talk - the closest one was near the end of senior year, when all my dad told me was "use protection".

emilymmkay on May 17 '09 at 9:26pm

hahah my friend admit to me that for the longest time he thought girls couldn't pee if they had a tampon in

Chipmnk on May 17 '09 at 9:32pm

My parents are just hoping I can get a girlfriend, and then maybe once that happens they can worry about the sex talk.

But I'll still probably play Diddy Kong Racing.

outline on May 17 '09 at 9:33pm

i'd diddy alvin's kong

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:34pm

Well, Alvin, let me explain:

When a mommy and Darth Vader love each other very much...

littlem on May 17 '09 at 9:34pm

sex is gross.
peanutz and berjinerz have cooties

HW. on May 17 '09 at 9:35pm

One time when I was a wee girl I heard someone use the word "orgasm" on MTV Asia. I ran to one my older cousins and asked her what it meant and then she just walked away, I thought for no reason.

iPear on May 17 '09 at 9:36pm

sometimes my dad tells me stories...about stuff.

whisper in water on May 17 '09 at 9:37pm

I love it when guys learn things about periods and they're so taken aback.

Kookaberry on May 17 '09 at 9:37pm

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 17 '09 at 9:18pm
I never had health class until my senior year of high school.

TN 4 LYFE

I learned all my sex ed in school and from YM/Seventeen magazine and my friends.

band-it on May 17 '09 at 9:37pm

my mom and dad sat me down in 5th grade and i was like psh i know whatever

SnakeMan on May 17 '09 at 9:38pm

i honestly have no idea when or where i learned about the birds and the bees. i think that means i knew when i was really young, because i have a pretty good memory.

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