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courtney pie
courtney pie is a 32.11 year old girl, has been a member since July 11, 2007, has scored 85,858 submissions, giving an average score of 2.29, helping 1,088 designs get printed.
I had a sneaking feeling, and in the mail today was a delightful box of awesomeness!!!

I ripped open the box in the car...


...but had to wait till I got home because of all the wrappings! Which came off faster than a virgin bride wedding dress...


So much candies, with one strawberry chapstick (my fave) to rule them all


A Prost! shirt from our fave Seattle German pub! this will be on my body shortly


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER hahaha


only the best band-aids EVER! and cute ass buttons and mustache ERASERS?! shut up


bubble bath cupcake bomb?! I am so trying this out tonight! and SPACE NOODLES!


...last but not least, mixed tapes from Jen are like the ULTIMATE!


♥♥♥ all my goodies! thanks Twigs!
Nuts or no nuts? Raisins or no raisins?



Whats your favorite cookies?



this is my 80s radio station now... please add to it.
Team picked:



I need to learn about this other football.
What are the rules?

choice of apocalypse: zombies or killer robots or natural disaster?
would you rather transition slowly to a creature of the night or slip into dementia at the same rate?
worst case scenario post death: waking up a robot or waking up on a space ship?


and others, go...


kissing
being able to walk to the liquor store
hanging with people my own age regularly

GO
Who does this?
What will you sing?
I don't karaoke.


dear London, thanks for the beer.
thanks for all the hard work on the poppy corn collab lady. :)




happy birthday mister!
(cause its November 1st in the OZ)
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littlem
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emoisforposers
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smitten kitten



jamesf on Oct 16 '10 at 4:35am
hi, i'm jamesf. Courtney Pie is my best threadfriend.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jun 07 '10 at 6:56pm
200% I'm going to give you the slobberiest blowjob, CP.

sonmi on May 11 '10 at 2:02pm
courtney pie- you put pbr in its place

emoisforposers on May 06 '10 at 12:44pm
... to courtney and i declaring our pseudo-lesbian love for one another on the internet.

ACTION PACKED

mooseinmyshoe on May 05 '10 at 7:22pm
I wanna drink CP so bad.

rossmat8 on Mar 26 '10 at 6:08pm
courtney pie: Your catchphrase is "Forget this I'm gonna make waffles"

robotwaste on Mar 16 '10 at 6:11pm
Also, hear Courtney Pie's uterus gets like that when it's been drinking.

Chipmnk on Mar 16 '10 at 12:39pm
Courtney uses hankies???

ginetteginette on Feb 09 '10 at 1:52pm
courtney's an asssphinxter!

Torakamikaze on Oct 20 '09 at 3:18pm
9832% the old pabst brewery is still for sale

Torakamikaze on Oct 20 '09 at 3:21pm
8732% i drive past it almost every day

9832% and every time I do, a courtney-shaped tear forms in my eye

tracerbullet on Oct 08 '09 at 6:23pm
omg courtney, i want your gramma's peach ice cream inside me

littlem on Sep 25 '09 at 6:03pm
courtney pie on Sep 25 '09 at 5:58pm
will zombies happen? It is decidedly so
will killer robots happen? Without a doubt
will they fight each other and die? Ask again later
will I have any beer money this weekend?! Signs point to YES

iPear on Sep 21 '09 at 7:38pm
Courtney spicy ladypie

courtney pie on Sep 17 '09 at 11:59am
hahaha did i fondlehug you?!
FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 17 '09 at 7:28pm
Whatever the hell it was, i thought you grew a third arm and i want you to do it again.

courtney pie on Sep 16 '09 at 3:52pm
32095% phadam and pie, siblings done right
Phiffer on Sep 17 '09 at 5:25pm
32096% done perfect actually.

professorE on Sep 16 '09 at 3:01pm
I recognized Courtney right away. Then I touched her ass and never saw her again.

Her ass is like a magical off switch.

mr spiers on Sep 08 '09 at 12:07pm
double o pie, live and let die

jamesf on Sep 08 '09 at 12:11pm
piefinger
live and let pie
pie-monds are forever
dr no pie
thunder pie
you only live pies

jamesf on Sep 08 '09 at 12:11pm
piefinger

mr spiers on Sep 08 '09 at 12:12pm
goldenpie

jamesf on Sep 08 '09 at 12:14pm
moonraker pie (it's a bit like stargazy pie)
octopuspie


THE PIE WHO LOVED ME!!!!

jamesf on Sep 08 '09 at 12:15pm
for your pies only

Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 28 '09 at 3:38pm
100% I'm going to give you the driest blow job, CP.

mike bautista on Aug 27 '09 at 1:53pm
Curvy Orifice Upon Round Testicles Nest Easily Yonder.

Wonderlove on May 26 '09 at 3:15pm
Courtney Pie, Courtney Pie,
She'll roast your pork if you're not shy,
She loves good food & that's no lie,
and if you treat her well...
she'll bring you a great big -
home-made, cherry-filled, sugar-coated, honey-glazed,
Courtney Pie!

jaywalkergraphics on Mar 23 '09 at 6:43pm
She sips her colada
With Eric Estrada
Cabana boys fanning her fanny.

'Midst tropical trees
She swallowed her keys
And had them retrieved by her granny.




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marblecargirl
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alvarejo
lordog
the golden spatula
NomadSlim
d3d
nonbloggerholly
jess4002
asdfghaya
mike numbers
kashlen
nikolina100
jamesf
midi-chlorinated
ir0cko
mitchloidolt
to do:
ISABOA
olie!
spacesick2