Do the zombies turn you into a zombie or just kill you?

Turn you

Ok then robots

lol of course they turn you.

KILLER ROBOT apocalpyse. they wouldn't half ass it and death would at their metal hands/claws would be a worthy death. being swept under currents or into the sky, or turning into mindless zombie guys would be a shitty death for sure. well. i suppose if the point is to live then i want one of the shitty things to happen cuz i want to live in not-total destruction because i want to be able to live in supermarkets and walmarts.

I would want to become a creature of the night, whether it be a vampire or a werewolf or whatever. not only cuz the change of pace would be refreshing but because slipping into dementia is probably way worse for your family members to watch.

waking up on a space ship is the worst of the two because where are you going?

Yeah I didn't answer the other two, but creature of the night and robot because nothing is scarier than a robot that knows it used to be human.

Would you rather have to eat the same food for a year, or never be allowed to eat your favorite food again?

I think the same, overall killer robots would be ideal. If it's zombies, a scratch can turn you (of course) unlike the killer robots. If it's natural disaster we're all effed.

It depends on the kind of vampire, werewolf. Shape shifter would be cool.

I think I'd be ok with being on the space ship. Cause I'd be alive.

all of those options sound awesome to me. i think i'd rather fight post apocalyptic zombies than robots though. depends how good and how tough the robots are.
i'd rather be a creature of the night than demented. i think there's an equal chance of becoming either, but night creatures at least remember their adventures and have a will of their own, i assume.
i'd rather wake up a robot than on a space ship i think. although maybe if the spaceship was heading somewhere awesome and needed me for breeding purposes i'd regret having a wangless robot chassis.

What is the food? Is it good food or a bad food?

1) Robots. A quick death, probably like your neck being snapped or laser eye beam to the face.

2) Creature of the night. Dementia sounds terrible.

3) Waking up a robot. That would suck, especially if I was one of the robots that snapped my neck in #1. A space ship could take me to some wonderous new place. So what if there is a little anal probing?

For the food thing, Ross, great question. I'd rather never eat my favorite food ever again. There a plenty of close seconds.

I forgot to say no to dementia

Robot would be okay but I don't like the idea of not needing food, I love food.

that's a loser attitude tooper. who wishes for a quick death? i'm going down fighting like a motherfucker, and cautiously optimistic that i'll survive and eradicate the zombie menace.
i don't like food that much so i wouldn't miss it. i don't want to end up eating dog food like Mad Max, but i'm not too fussy.

If I survive the first wave, then I'm good to go on all accounts. But I feel that I'd have better odds with the robots. Even if I believe in zombies.

Also, I'd eat the same food for a year. Because I've done that before. Kung pow chicken is nomz.

Would you rather purchase a gun just in case a nightmare scenario like these play out or NOT have a gun just in case you breed and don't want murderer/murdered kids?

better odds against robots? really? what if they're solid titanium and can fly and shoot lasers and needles and uzis and shit? there's no easy kill with a robot. you can't just smash it's head with a hammer and be done. i'd rather face 100 zombies than one terminator.

i feel like we should all draw what robots we think we'd be up against

There are currently 5 shotguns in my room. They aren't mine, they're my uncles, and he hasn't taken them out yet. That said. I would consider buying a gun, because if I did breed (doubtful), I would have them safely tucked away and teach safety.

Yea, because if a robot scratches you you won't turn into a robot. If a zombie scratches you, you turn and/or your survivor buddies will kill you in a heartbeat. If you don't manage to hide it long enough for you to turn and kill them.

I'm thinking terminator robots. Plus, there's the whole hiding factor. Food is an issue either way.

Killer aliens with acid for blood or killer aliens on a hunting field trip?

Traditional slow zombies or crazed marathon runner zombies?

Anne Rice vampire or True Blood vampire?

hunting field trip aliens - inexperience is in our favor.

slow zombies! wtf are you thinking?

true blood! if i'm gonna bite people i wanna be able to bite werewolves and fairies too

I'm just sayin! I would hope for slow moving. Be toast if they were fast.

True Blood all the way.

While I am an Alien gal, I would prefer the hunting field trippers. Quick death, no gestating aliens in my body.

i'd take predators over aliens. aliens are just too fast and good at climbing and shit.
regular slow zombies would be easy once you established a decent treehouse.

couldnt disagree more, zombies of course, it would be a true test of survival if you could stay alive in a town full of the undead.

robots are too intelligent and would just blow up your damn house

on a side note though about the zombies, i think it has to be a virus that changes you so if you get fucked up but dont die thats when you turn into a zombie, not like the 28 days later zombies that bite someone and they immediately change, i never thought that made sense because they have no food if you change that quick

they don't need food. they're dead, they're not at risk of starving to death. the virus compels them to feed in order to spread itself.

I can't believe no one answered number two with this:

I thing one day we all be robots. It will be our immortality. We will learn to read our brain and than copy data to computer, to virtual world and to robots. I cannot wait 8)

Zombie apocalypse fo sho. I want to see how many undead I can slay, bringing down robots is no fun.

I could be a creature of the night except I don't want to be a sparkly teen melodrama vampire. Fuck that shit! Whoever had the idea that immortal badass bloodsuckers would CARE about relationships needs a kick in the genitalia. I would be a Lost Boys vampire with the most awesome mullet in town. Although I don't want to live forever, that would be just boring. Also with werewolves there's the thing where you turn into a human without pants, awkwardtimes!

Isn't it only scientologists who wake up in a spaceship after death? The worst scenario would be to wake up as a brain in a jar.

so then how long do zombies 'exist' in the state they are in until they 'die' again, without water a body will die in 3 days so the virus wouldn't have a suitable host, that would be a pretty short wait if you ask me

i always just figured a zombie 'fed' to sustain its hosts body so it could survive itself, of course infecting and reproducing was a goal as well

I don't think virus zombies aren't really dead in the first place anyway. Zombies that actually rise from the dead would last a few weeks tops, depending on conditions, before their muscles decay to nothing.

a zombie body lasts as long as it takes a corpse to disintegrate, depending strictly on environmental factors because no living thing including bacteria will eat infected flesh. bodies normally decompose as quickly as they do because bacteria eat them.
it could be a couple of years in a humid jungle, longer in a dry desert, or infinitely at the poles.

a monster coming through the toilet and eating my butt.

it only ate your butt because it thought your butt was attacking its home

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Am I going to be the only one voting for natural disaster? See, it's not something that actively wants me dead. I just have to get out of the way of the tsunamis/meteors/firestorms, work on my scavenging skills, and I'm good to go.

Plus, it wouldn't be something we brought upon ourselves, like with robots. Being destroyed by one's own creation is just dripping with irony, and ironic apocalypses are the worst. I'd much rather my civilization be a victim of bad luck than serve as a cautionary tale.

In Night of the Living Dead, they ellude to a crashed satellite causing the dead to become undead.

In 28 Days/Weeks - they were infected with rage.

I do consider it a zombie movie, even if they're not traditional ones.

Idk that I have faith in myself to survive the first wave of zombie outbreak.. :( but I'm sure killer robots would whack me too.

zombies because aaron and i would ripshit and survive

im with you there nasmo... however it wouldnt be bad luck, its a natural cycle, its going to happen sooner or later

thats why i am building an ark in my backyard, but im leaving out most animals and using that space for hot ladies and video games

Also, I think it depends on the virus and what it does to 'reanimate the dead' or whatever...

Natural disaster would be hard because after everything settles, you have to fight people for supplies and things turn ugly :/

*buys video game to secure spot*

dont worry courtney i already reserved your boarding pass, you can print it up at your local kinkos

just hope its not a zombie apocalypse during a natural disaster brought on by evil robots, the living dead floating around in the water just waiting to bite your face off with robots scanning the horizon for signs of life!

whew!

oh jeez! that'd be horrible. even more so if the killer robots were the ground army for an invading alien fleet.

Plus, it wouldn't be something we brought upon ourselves, like with robots. Being destroyed by one's own creation is just dripping with irony, and ironic apocalypses are the worst. I'd much rather my civilization be a victim of bad luck than serve as a cautionary tale.

But what about climate change? I would argue that the extent and severity of natural disasters today are largely brought on by our own creation.

Initially, I want to say zombies solely because that apocalypse sounds like the most fun (well, as much fun as an apocalypse can be). But the idea of having to eventually kill your own neighbors and loved ones because they want to turn you into a zombie is just too depressing. So, I vote killer robots. At least, this way, I'm not battling against things that were once human. I think it'd just be better for my emotional well-being.
And while a natural disaster isn't something that is actively trying to kill me, it is also something that I think is much more unpredictable. You'd never know when the next earthquake, tsunami, drought, etc. will hit and it would be nearly impossible to fight against. And then if you start thinking about the impact that the natural disaster would have on society as a whole in terms of famine and epidemics - it's just too overwhelming. It's already overwhelming enough and we're not even in an apocalypse.
Plus, I like the idea of joining in a sense of camaraderie with others as we ban together to fight against a mutual enemy. An enemy that you can convince yourself of being able to destroy and being able to go back to the way life was. The spread of the zombie virus is too fast to fight against and a natural disaster is too abstract. I'm definitely going to go with the killer robots.

If I turn into a creature of the night would I still have my own memories? That's what scares me the most about dementia. The idea that you forget all your memories and your sense of who you are as a person.
And with that thought in mind, I'd have to go with waking up on space ship. At least if I wake up on a space ship I just need to figure out what's going on. Whereas, if I were to wake up a robot I would have to reform my sense of identity. I think it's much easier to figure out where you are rather than who you are.

how about a monkey apocalypse like in the upcoming Rise of The Planet of The Apes? i'm not sure i could kill monkeys. maybe if there was craploads of them to spare and they were really aggressive. i'd prefer to befriend them and be an honourary monkey though.

And I'd rather be a vampire than a werewolf. I'm assuming that when you turn into a werewolf you'd hone into that animal side and lose all control. I don't like the idea of waking up from a night with the full moon and not being able to remember what I did. While it would be a bummer to never be able to see the sun again, I'd definitely prefer to be a vampire. They're so much more sexy.

i'd take werewolf. i can relate to that lifestyle. vampires are all sneaky and manipulative and deliberate and self serving. they're the assholes of the supernatural fraternity. werewolves are just animals who wake up with regrets.