"This is the main focal point of the shirt."
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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"This right here, is what this shirt is all about."
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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"Whoever invented sleep is a God."
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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'Gosh darn'it to heck' means what exactly?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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1950 had no color
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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40 is the new way too old for my age
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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A humpty dumpty omlet taste best with cheese
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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A New York minute is just a BIG waste of time.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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A robot took my job...and my wife.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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A vampire with braces would be a lot more painful
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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A Web Celeb
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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aaaaCHEEEWWWWW!!! (My shirt just sneezed)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Addicted to chocolate, so I won't be smiling in the future
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Ain't ain't not a word?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Aliens abducted me because my tattoos
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Aliens never sit & talk, they're always in a rush to get back
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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All images were sold out so I decided to go with this text
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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All robots are created equal
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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America: Land of the free & coffee breaks
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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An alien traded me his UFO for my shades.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Art museums are way too mind boggling.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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As the world turns, obviously I turn.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Astronauts are way out of their league
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Bad habit #223 - I chew on pens
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Baking soda and vinegar made me what i am today
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Banana's in my cereal. Mmmmmmm!!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Been going to school naked since my 1st dream
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Being a shirt and all, I get to feel your girlfriend up all day.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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BIG trouble in a little shirt
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Blog blog blog, ba blog blog ba ram!!!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Blog blog blog, blog, blog blog blog, bablog blog, blog blog
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Board games are so early 90's
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Bridges are due to collapse, only when I ride on them
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Bring back the Dodo bird!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Butter taste horrible alone but great with something else?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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By a show of hands, who wants to grab this chest?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Catch me if you can cuz I ate the ginger bread man
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Champagne: The weapon of mass destruction
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Chea pets suck at tricks
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Checkered flags make me wanna play chess
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Cheesecake for the mind, body & soul
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Cherry taste so red
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Cigarrettes don't get smoked, they smoke you
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Clowns are not for the weak at heart
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Coin collectors are just cheap people who love to save money
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Come join me in my Tee-Pee
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Curiosity can only kill you.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Daniel Son taught me how NOT to win in a fight
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Daniel Son taught me how to totally lose a fight
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Dear journal, today was wonder...wait! This isn't my journal!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Deers are ok, but fishes taste gooder
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Designing to confuse the non-artistic.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Do you like this shirt? Touch it, I dare ya!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Does anyone know the way out of here?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't let the physique fool ya, I'm totally a super hero
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Don't you love the feeling of the opposite sex
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Duck...duck...(WHACK!)
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Earth is a victim of the human
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Earth is cool, but Mars is great
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Emo means your not good in relationships,so write a song about it
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Every second passed is the past
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Extinct the bee! Do ME a favor!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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FETCH THIS, DOGGY!!!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Fight for your right, to be evil
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Finding a penny on the ground is just giving you a heads up
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Fishes, deers, and gooses, OH MY!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Flowers smell like death
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Fools gold fooled you
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Forget war...ARMWRESTLE!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Freedom fries stink, bring back the French!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Fried bologna is only for the cool kids
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Gan green is my favorite color
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Get up cow! You can do it!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Ginger bread man ain't catching no one after I bite his legs off
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Global warming makes it so cozy in here
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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God touched me...in a perverted way.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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God works in mysterious ways. "Incognito" that is.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Gold is to silver, as I am to YOU
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Got the power and body of a Jedi, but a mind of an 8 year old
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Graduated, qualified, home taught French Kiss instructor
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Graphic design is the next fad
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Gumby hates green
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Hand sanitizer is the new crack
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Have you felt my silk-screened shirt yet?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Have you felt the silk-screen on my shirt yet?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Heart aches and chest pains! Gotta love'm!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Heaven has toll booths, it's gonna take awhile.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Hello McFly? Anybody home?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Horror movies are way too predictable
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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How do I look compared to the person next to me?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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How many pixels are you?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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How much would Jesus make a year?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Hulk Hogan wouldn't even be able rip this shirt in half
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Human by morning. Lover by night.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Humans are recycable
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Humanus Carnivorus
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Hurricanes: can turn a house to a boat in seconds
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I am a celebrity where I come from
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I am a lead extra
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I am a rollover button. Touch me, watch what happens.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am a slot machine, so enter your money here in the pocket
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I am a victim of the Internet
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I am an artist, and I critique EVERYTHING
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I am the kid of a baby boomer
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am warning you, I am a black belt.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I am what my parents never had
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I aways dream I am being chased by wild vigilantes.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I bet you those werewolf kids stay real warm in the winter time
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I can do square roots on an abacus
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I can feel Jesus' pain
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I can hack into your brain and take all your files
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I deserve an oscar for acting as a smart person
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I don't associate with dull people
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I don't have a problem...my shirt has a starring problem
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I don't like it here, nothing works.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I feel like a walking billboard
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I found my tattoo sitting at a bar all alone, so lonely.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I get such vertigo this spinning world!
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I got things to see & people to do
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I had a heart attack my liver which caused a riot in my body
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I had an idea, but my thought bubble floated away
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I have emails lying all over my house so excuse the messiness
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I howl at midnight
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I know you are but what am I?!
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I landed on the moon
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I landed on the moon.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I led the horse to water and he led me to believe
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I lied so much I had to get a nose job.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I live for the moment, the rest is just blah
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I love the feeling of being naked while wearing this shirt
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I love the sound of nothing better than the sound of something
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I love wearing hand-me-downs.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I mind as well be caged in the zoo because I love the attention
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I move in time frames
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I need an explanation of how watermelon becomes seedles
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I only cry during movies, sorry
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I played the lead extra in Braveheart
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I remember when 32-bit games were exciting. Now, they suck.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I see your mouth moving, but nothing is coming out
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I sold my soul to the devil. HE OFFERED ME SKITTLES!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I swear I should have been a brain surgeoun.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I thought spring water was made all throughout the year
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I used to live up to Zack Morris
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I wanna be a bad guy in a movie to watch myself die
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I want to put ketchup on the moon and eat it
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I was born ahead of my time
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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I was born into a world of lies, deception, & art?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I was late to school watching Saved by the Bell
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I will give you the shirt off my back. Just not right now.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, except for my head
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I would be a millionaire if I made my dreams into movies
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I write my name on my underwear
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'll take your sarcasm, chew on it, blow a bubble and let it fly
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a sucker for mouse traps and yellow american cheese
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a super hero with VERY minimal powers, so call 911
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a walking dead person, please pick up my body parts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm afraid of being a parent, but not afraid prior to the fact.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm better at Photoshop than you are!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'm famous on the web
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm full of ideas, so I'm warning you, you might get burned
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm in a very serious relationship with a window model
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm so cool my country has States
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so good, even Adobe can't touch me.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm sorry for the excessive light in here, I'm just full of ideas
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm surrounded by sharks!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I...need...power... Give...me...COFFEE...!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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If apples are poisonous, why do they taste so good
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If I say "yeah" after everything I'm not paying attenti
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If I was a stop sign you would run right through me.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If I were you I would take my advice, because I don't use it
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If it taste like chicken, chances are your caught in the hype
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If monsters & zombies existed it would be such a slasher film
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If nose picking is cool, consider me Elvis Presley
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If Sans Serif fought Serif, Sans Serif would win by KO
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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If the future is now, then wheres all the lazers and stuff?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If there was an "I" in "TEAM", where would th
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If you smell it, you dealt it
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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If your happy and you know it, cry.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Im a victim of your over powering bass coming from your car
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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In Neverland all you do is get denied
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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In search of something new, but good
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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In the 80's my vision was 8-bit, 90's 32-bit, 2000's 128-bit
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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It's not good to be known as an "American" now-a-days
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Jesus shirts are so not cool
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus would easily beat the homerun record
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Just put a picture frame around me, i'll last longer
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Karaoke: for the untalented, jealous, non-vocalists
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Keep your hair out of my food please
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Knock knock, whos there? There's no door here try around the back
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ladies & gentleman, please give a big round of applause for..
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Little boy blew the man on the moon
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Look up, look down, look all aound. (Repeat)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Lost treasure is LOST, so don't go looking for it
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Love @ 1st site worked until I took another glimpse.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Luchadors run my government.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Luke & Yoda 4Ever! xo
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Me & this shirt are fused together, it doesn't come off.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Money talks, and mine just says goodbye.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Monkey bread is a pile of fun
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Mother nature pee's out rain
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Mouse traps get me all the time
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Mouth to mouth recessitation is a great way to get to 1st base
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My allies stand next to me, my enemies stand across from me
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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My alter ego is way more cooler than me
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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My art can use critiquing, but I don't need it now
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My art is just that much better than your art
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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My brain is a maze and my thougths are trying to get out
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My brain thinks too much inside the box.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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My computer should be a millionaire for all the work it does
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My dreams are so surreal
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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My dreams are so surreal.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My dreams have all the answers.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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My giga hurts when i think. I think I need more ram
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My life is expired, I'm just living past due now
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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My significant other got jealous of my significance and left.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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My sneakers are out of gas.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My soul is chicken broth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My superhero outfit has coffee stains on it. VOID
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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No habla Americana
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No habla English
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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No standing next to me between the hours of 12am-12pm Mon-Sun
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Nothing original exists anymore
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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OMG, stupid! but I would wear it!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Oscar winning lead extra
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Pajama bottoms are hot
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Peanut Butter & Jelly sitting in a tree, S-P-R-E-A-D-I-N-G
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Peter Piper picked a pepperpepapoopapepapadapappoopa
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pillows soak up our dreams and saturate in nightmares
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Planet Earth is a huge tourist attraction for outsiders
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Please turn up the music, it's too quiet in here
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Please, don't speak, just text message.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Please, hold the oats in my cereal
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Please, just listen to the chalkboard.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Please, keep your hot breath off my neck
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Priests give us reason not to attend church
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Quoting movie lines are not your slogans. Be original.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Rap music makes me a bobble head
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Reality TV doesn't give me any free time
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Rock crushed Scissors,Scissors stabbed paper & Paper fell on
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Rock, paper, & scissors have nothing on my slap to your face!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Rock, paper, and scissors have nothing on my cherry bomb!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Rock, paper, scissors, POOP!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Run BigFoot, RUN!!!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Run Sasquatch! Run!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Scratch-n-sniff, here.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Shananagins... LOL... Shananagins...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Sign language champ. Fastet hands in the West.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Sit... Rollover... Speak... Stand... TANGO!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Skateboarding is an excuse to break your leg and miss school
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Smile! Your on candid t-shirt!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Snake is to deadly as I am to very deadly
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Sneezing, to release the evil spirits that climb in my nose
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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So do you like the person I'm wearing?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Soft stones thrown on a cold sunny day where windy air is calm
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Something that I hate - Stepping on your gum.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Sometimes i feel like an endagered specie
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a black & white photograph
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Spending my honeymoon on the beautiful island of Alcatraz!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Squeeze me! I'll give you love juice.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Stale bread taste just like croutons
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Starring at the sun will have you seeing stars
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Stay whistling just to get by
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Supposedly this shirt was made by Threadless.com
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Technology will blow up the world, and its little dog too
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Television is the key to home-schooling
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Television is the reason I sin.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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The alphabet is just one BIG word
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The cat dragged me in, so I don't belong here.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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The equator is the center of attention
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The eye in the sky is a pervert
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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The last slice of cake is mine, so I dare you to grab it
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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The new UFO is fully equipped with rims, tints, leather, & sy
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The O-Zone's cholesterol levels were high, again
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The rainbow is a display of all different flavors
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The smurfs live under my bed.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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The world has gone silent with text messaging
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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There is no time to waste, every second can feed tardiness
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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There's no place like home when your walking in ruby slippers
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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They said my chances of living were slim to none
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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This planet is a figmant of our imagination. It doesn't exist.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is a get out of jail free card for the fashion police
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is just a critique of my abstract presence
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt was recalled after I bought it
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Threadless.com, here to bring our art alive
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Time just ran out of my watch! STOP THAT MAN!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Too many people for such a little world
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Top soil is so full of nutrients. I can't resist eating it!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Vampire movies can totally bite me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Wanna be in my band? We're awesome.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Wanna feel my silky-screened shirt?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Wash your hands before you even think of touching me
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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We all know what Superman is working with wearing those tights
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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We all make choices in our life. And this shirt is one of them.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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What a ya know, stale bread taste just like croutons!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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What goes up, defines gravity... DUCK!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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What goes up, must come down, with excessive speed
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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What goes up, must have no gravity
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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What google says, I do
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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What-a-ya-doin-ova-heeaa?!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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When birds die, they plunge to their death
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When I die I will be an antique, so sell my body on ebay
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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When I grow up I wanna be young again
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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When I was a kid we didn't have one invention we have now
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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When I'm older I wanna be a very young person
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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When the world ends, I shall remain
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Why do pumpkins give the dirtiest looks?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Why is fast food so hard to catch?!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Why wouldn't they make crayons taste like fruit?!
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Will work for whatever you put in my hand
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Work is just another way of stealing your employers money
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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You die & go to heaven, than die again and your floating in s
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You must pay the meter to stand here (My pocket)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Your momma is so dumb she can totally be a politician
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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