By reading this shirt you agree to be my wife. I love you.
of 74 votes, 26% like it
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CHUNKITY-ASS NERD
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Designer T-shirts are a product of an immature society.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Don't speak. I can kill you while you're sleeping.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Faster and more intense.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Get in the van.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Goth is nauseating.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Heavy metal is not a joke.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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I am a beautiful animal.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I am a rocketized animal and I will stop at nothing!
of 69 votes, 10% like it
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I am not afraid to say that the Star Wars prequels are garbage.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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I got depression.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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I hate Star Wars and if you like Star Wars then I hate you.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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I'm good at videogames and bad at everything else.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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I'm sick of the eighties. Can we move onto nineties nostalgia?
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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In my heart I know that I am Jesus Christ returned to Earth.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Indie rock is the worst thing that white people have ever made.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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KISS ME, I'M A MUDBLOOD.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Lando shot first.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Let's get high and have fun.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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Let's go on a date.
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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Let's go to the record store and steal some records.
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Let's make a blood oath.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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My favorite band is Devo. Yes, "the whip it band."
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Nerds don't deserve rights.
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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Nirvana are over-rated. Yeah, I said it.
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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One time I got so high that I thought I was dead.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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PRIEST, MAIDEN, SABBATH
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Smoking is the coolest thing, next to shaving.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Stabbing is my passion.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Sugar Whiskers
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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The drummer from Def Leppard only has one arm!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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The Insane Clown Posse are the only musical act that matters.
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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The money being poured into anti-Bush shirts could feed Africa.
of 73 votes, 26% like it
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This is a cry for help.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Threadless.com = gay
of 71 votes, 7% like it
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Want to come upstairs and play with my Star Wars toys?
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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Why does Donkey Kong throw barrels? It doesn't add up!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Women love my big Star Wars collection.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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