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Scootman

aka Matt S. is a 31.61 year old boy and has been a part of the Threadless community for 5 years, 10 months! he has scored 3837 submissions, giving an average score of 1.83, helping 53 designs get printed.

www.myspace.com/matthewsshaffer

Recent Comments

  • I really really dig the use of negative space. And yes, it does look like ALF.

    Remember ALF?! He's back! In POG form!

    posted 2 years, 2 months ago in Breaking Up

  • this design is garbage... pretty funny that you'd completely bash one of my critiques (which, if you're uninformed, isn't submitted as a design, which is why they're called CRITIQUES). suck. it. jackass.

    posted 2 years, 8 months ago in Hypotemoose

  • hey bobobob1230, i don't check this very often anymore... however, how's "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR COMPLETELY UNCONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM" sound?

    posted 2 years, 8 months ago in Finders Keepers...

  • check my other non-career related slogans too. don't forget about those!

    posted 4 years, 6 months ago in The Official Slogan Club (CONGRATS, SLOAG SUPERSTAR COURTNEY PIE!)!!!

  • Unemployment: The Lazy Man's Career.
    Spelling Bee Hustler.
    Telemarketing: So this is what Hell is like.
    Wizard is NOT a career.
    My dream job is Gummy Bear.
    Eating Brains: Hey it's a living for zombies, right?
    My dream job? Who dreams about jobs?
    Werewolf is a great career choice.

    posted 4 years, 6 months ago in The Official Slogan Club (CONGRATS, SLOAG SUPERSTAR COURTNEY PIE!)!!!