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Scootman
Scootman aka Matt S. is a 30.61 year old boy, has been a member since July 3, 2007, has scored 3,837 submissions, giving an average score of 1.83, helping 53 designs get printed.
Not really...

Hey more slogans are up by me. I think they're threadless quality slogans. Let me know what you think.

I'm trying to be more social on here.

iPear
iPear on Feb 08 '08 at 1:14pm
nothing's wrong with your...slogans really.



although:



When God hands you lemons... find a new God.



....:O I know where that's from.
vinnylo
vinnylo on Feb 08 '08 at 1:15pm
yeah, a little.
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:15pm
I know I couldn't resist... It would make such a good t-shirt!
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:16pm
thanks vinnylo.....so they're really that bad or people seeing them aren't funny? which one is it?
vinnylo
vinnylo on Feb 08 '08 at 1:16pm
and if u get something from a movie or whatever, it is not your slogan no matter what.
vinnylo
vinnylo on Feb 08 '08 at 1:17pm
slogans should be universally funny. so when a room full of people look at it, most of them should get a kick out of it.
bhoomika
bhoomika on Feb 08 '08 at 1:24pm
Yes!

bhoomika
bhoomika on Feb 08 '08 at 1:25pm
no just kidding.. I haven't seen your slogans yet.. let me go look. :-)
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:28pm
none of those are from a movie. the "when god hands you lemons..." one is from some weird fake powerdrink video i saw on youtube and thought it would make a wonderful t-shirt. i 'spose i could change it to something else, but people seem to enjoy it.



how about: "When God hands you lemons... squirt him in the eye."
ryanwho
ryanwho on Feb 08 '08 at 1:33pm
Only a handful of people vote for slogans, mostly people trying to get their slogan published. Unless you get your friends to vote for you you'll rarely break 20%
Montro
   Montro on Feb 08 '08 at 1:35pm
I thought the saying was , ¨when LIFE gives you lemons...¨



Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 08 '08 at 1:39pm
I thought the saying was, "when life gives you gremlins, fucking don't get em wet"
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:40pm
what's the percentage cutoff for something that might actually win? also, how long are the slogans up before they're picked? is it a week just like the designs?



montro: i believe you're right. see my comment above ryanwho.
iPear
iPear on Feb 08 '08 at 1:40pm
lol.

Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:54pm
torakamikaze: THAT IS AN AWESOME SLOGAN!!! submit it!! just put some asterisks for the u and the c in fuck. oh man, i wish i would've thought of that!
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 1:55pm
can anyone answer my question posed above



"what's the percentage cutoff for something that might actually win? also, how long are the slogans up before they're picked? is it a week just like the designs?"



i guess it's really 3 questions.... ;you get the idea.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 08 '08 at 1:57pm
1. 40% or above

2. they're up forever

3. they are less often than design shirts
J-Ray
J-Ray on Feb 08 '08 at 1:57pm
Art is for people who hate math.



That should really be printed.
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 08 '08 at 2:20pm
i know, right?



thanks maltzmania: how long do they have to hold that 40%
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 08 '08 at 3:47pm
how long? Until they are selected by Threadless staff...also need a good amount of votes +60 i think



it's a crapshoot!
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:15pm
i saw some slogans that have won that had like below 30%, what's the deal?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:16pm
They were chosen by jesuscat
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:16pm
who's jesuscat?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:17pm
a great leader

Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:19pm
gotcha... is he a threadless employee? i'm sorry, i'm just trying to see where i fit on this site (if at all) with my designs (and more recently) my slogans.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:21pm
well.....slogans you just gotta let em play out...I don't speak for everyone but making like 8 blogs about your slogans will never help.



Join the Official Slogan Club...and just wait it out....



:D
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:22pm
what do you have to do to join?



oh yeah, i totally deleted all those blogs about my slogans. some of them seem to be doing decently.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Feb 09 '08 at 10:23pm
maltz = jesuscat
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Feb 09 '08 at 10:23pm
oh crap, I just lied.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Feb 09 '08 at 10:27pm
lol @ aubrey
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on Feb 09 '08 at 10:28pm
Im in da club.





Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:35pm
i'm having trouble understanding the whole html thing with the slogan card. i'm sorry i'm an illustrator and a designer, i'm not too hip to the whole coding and html-type stuff.
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:38pm
do you have to copy image location or show source?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:39pm
img src ="___"



with brakets
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:39pm
err not brackets..sideways triangles
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:40pm
thanks... how do you fill in the text on it? do you have to download it and then input the text in like photoshop or something?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:46pm
yes..
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:47pm
i'm sorry for all the dumbass questions. i'm just not too hip to the blogging and such.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Feb 09 '08 at 10:47pm
it ok
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 09 '08 at 10:47pm
thanks for all your help!! how do they know i'm in the slogan club now?
fuck-a-doodle-doo
fuck-a-doodle-doo on Feb 10 '08 at 2:20am
you got some good slogons there bud-dy.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 10 '08 at 4:15am
Best Official Slogan Club membership card EVER.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 10 '08 at 4:16am
Also, post o nthe club some time to get yourself aquainted with the locals.
iPear
iPear on Feb 10 '08 at 1:41pm
Haha, agreed.



great card, now Jesuscat is definitely going to pay your slogans a visit.
5napple
5napple on Feb 10 '08 at 1:46pm
i lke your verb one. i voted on all of yours. return the favor?
Scootman
Scootman on Feb 11 '08 at 7:12am
will do 5napple.



yes, iPear, i need to uh... update the card. I just put it up there for the time being. will be modified today at some point.
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