Profile for tanairi - This here is a blog.

tanairi aka Tanairi is a 20.77 year old girl, has been a member since July 2, 2007, has scored 276 submissions, giving an average score of 2.20, helping 7 designs get printed.

Nov 04 '07 by tanairi
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This here is a blog.

This here is a blog.
A blog about a frog.
This frog liked logs.
While others sat on lilypads,
he always fell down and was sad,
because all the other frogs would croak and croak,
as he sunk to the ground like a sinking boat...
or a ship.
Either way...
This frog is unimportant.
Let's eat pie.

Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07 at 4:08pm

you're uber creative!

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 4:10pm

it's like you took my heart, and you made it speak in iambic pentameter.

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 4:11pm

Hmm..I have comments.

This is quite strange, yet nice. (=

Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07 at 4:12pm

make more shakespeare speaks!

Todow on Nov 04 '07 at 4:14pm

Your amazing, we are also amazing but maybe more amazing.

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 4:14pm

We are the Watchers

The Elder Gods

No Road Leads To Us

No Craft Travels To Us

We are the Watchers

We Have Awesome Powers

Plus We're Immortals

and

We Can Blow Stuff Up

Mostly With

Our Minds

lemonalle on Nov 04 '07 at 4:14pm

this here is a pog

(is that really your name? it's pretty)

Chipmnk on Nov 04 '07 at 4:15pm

Well, that was a welcome change.

hanzabean on Nov 04 '07 at 4:17pm

haha, yuz.

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 4:21pm

arabian girl... haha.

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 4:22pm

Si. It's my name.

Gracias!

I wrote this blog to fill up space really.

Glad you all like it, ha.

Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07 at 4:22pm

are you available for motivational speakings?

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 4:29pm

Sure am!

And for an extra fee I'll speak in a monotone.

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 4:32pm

Are you available for Bar Mitzvahs, and Carnivals?

Khol on Nov 04 '07 at 4:46pm

Weddings?

Baby Showers?

Drug busts?

I've got bookings!

Pizazz on Nov 04 '07 at 4:50pm

hand covered salamander of virulent dashboard radios?

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 5:02pm

Salamander dashboard whozit?

And of course! I only do carnivals if they have clowns...bearded midget clowns.

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 6:29pm

oh, damn, all we have is awkward, lanky, giant clowns.

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 6:35pm

poems are for emos and gheys

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 6:40pm

Well Mister Sir...I now know why you came here.

AsStarsGoOut on Nov 04 '07 at 6:42pm

this poem sucks.

it makes me cut myself.

for serious.

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 6:43pm

You guys don't know anything about poetry, you're all about stupid stuff, like fighting... and drugs. Drugs and fighting are stupid, poetry and ... unicorns and shit is where it's at.

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 6:46pm

Wow.

I didn't know my random jumbling of words was doing so much for the world, AsStarsGoOut.

And oh yes, unicorns are the ish. (;

The Wee Straggler on Nov 04 '07 at 6:47pm

Write a poem about a unicorn Omair.

NOW

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 6:50pm

There once was a unicorn named Panouchi

He was a boy, therefore he had .. no coochie

coochie is often what people refer to as their vagina

Panouchi hailed from North Carolina

He had two kids and a pup

for his first employer

he was forced to pee in a cup

to see if he was on the crack

he wasn't that's a ... fack...t

Panouchi dreamed to become a sailor

and to own multiple suits customized

by a tailor

but in the end he was buttraped

by a jailor

becuase he was a tax evader

now he's a mancrack raider

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 6:57pm

standing ovation

now thats a poem!

iPear on Nov 04 '07 at 7:00pm

I plagiarized... :(

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 7:02pm

I still have pie.

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 7:03pm

what kinda pie?

cause if its blackberry you are allowed to become my new best friend

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 7:03pm

omair..i expected nothing less. i forgive you

Polyester Jones on Nov 04 '07 at 7:05pm

I want to hear iPear rap that

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 7:05pm

Well uhmm...it's apple.

:/

I don't actually eat the apple part.

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 7:08pm

hmmmm...apple pie is alright

blackberry pie is maybe the most deliciousness sweet thing in the world, coming in a close 2nd is 4 berry pie

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 7:11pm

I've never had blackberry pie.

I really don't like pie period..just the crust.

I'm just really hungry and lazy and it's there.

So bam.

AsStarsGoOut on Nov 04 '07 at 7:37pm

this blog is depressing.'

*CUTS*

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 7:40pm

....nothing with the word pie in it is depressing.

Roostersauce on Nov 04 '07 at 7:41pm

unless its these sentences

"i had a blackberry pie, but it feel of the counter and splattered everywhere"

"my dog at my blackberry pie"

"a bird pooped all over my blackberry pie"

etc

etc

AsStarsGoOut on Nov 04 '07 at 7:42pm

tanairi on Nov 04 '07 at 7:11pm

I've never had blackberry pie.

I really like period pie..mostly the crust.

I'm just really hungry and lazy and it's there.

So bam.

EWW PERIOD PIE! that's depressing.