$14.00 shirt
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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>insert slogan<
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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"groovy, dude!"
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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1 size fits all
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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All stars are rocks, not all rocks are stars, but I'm a rockstar
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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An apple a day doesn't keep the dentist away
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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an apple on your head will call the doctor today
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Are you my friend just because I have this cool shirt?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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As this shirt is surpior to yours, I am surpior to whom?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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bears. beats. battlestar galactica.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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break a leg...literally
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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But, pluto was a dog...
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Can I be the male in your inbox?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Chuck Norris once asked me for my autograph
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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chucky cheese is a cheap rip off of chuck norris' playground
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Congratulations! You've won! talk to me to claim your prize.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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cool slogan, huh?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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day's special of flattened cat
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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did you still my tots again?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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did your nose just grow?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Do you smell it too?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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does this match my pants?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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done reading? proceed to checkout
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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done? proceed to checkout
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Dr. Suess stole christmas by creating the Grinch.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Duh, coconuts migrate!
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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dundee award winner
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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egyptians live by de nile
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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equal rights for dinguses!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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eye am black on the inside
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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fast food is better than slow food.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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feed me, I'm a drummer
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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feed me, I'm a rockstar
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Gollum is my hero
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Good thing I'm wearing deodorant, eh?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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half it you're weigh
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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hello my name is dwight shrute
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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how did girls go from having cuties to being cuties?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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how many t-shirts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Humpty Dumpty was a fool
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Humpty Dumpty was an idiot
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I am not your father, thank God
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i bleed
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I bought this shirt on the moon
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I eat spinach by the can!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I got this shirt from the thrift store
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I hate pink! (on pink shirt)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I know it looks stupid, but my mom made me wear this shirt!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I like to move-it move-it!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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i love cats...squished
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I love hypocrites (front) I hate hypocrites (back)
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I made you look!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I put the active in attractive
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I put the hot in hot male
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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i ran with rabies awareness
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I shot Barney
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I shot Santa Claus
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I stole this shirt from someone.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I trained Yoda
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I traveled with Spaceman Spiff to Planet Gorzarg-5
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I was one of Robin Hood's Merry Men
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I wear this shirt in bed.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I win in Texas Hold'em before the river
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I work for Dharma Initiative
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'd kill flowers for you
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'll smoke your chain if you pick my lock.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a fugitive: arrest me
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a karate kid
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a male man
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a ninja...and a pirate.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a part of the A team
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a rock to your scissors
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I'm an art student, I make Kraft all the time.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I'm built for arctic survival (great for XL shirt)
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I'm from an Amish paradise
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm from planet Zorg
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm illitaret
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not always this white, this shirt just makes me look so.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not begging, but if you want to give me money...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i'm really just his evil twin
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm red with anger, blue with cold, and yellow in everything else
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I'm that guy you dreamt about that once
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm the cookie monster
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm wearing the ring of power under this shirt.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I've got a Parakeet and I'm not afraid to use it!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I've kissed a Wookie
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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iBleed
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If I wasn't so good looking you might bother reading this
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If I wasn't wearing this shirt I'd be half naked.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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If I wasn't wearing this, you wouldn't be reading this
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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If the moon was made of spare ribs would you eat it?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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If there weren't any nuts it would just be a pea-jelly sandwhich
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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If this is a tee, what does that make my head? a golf ball?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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If you give me a cookie...
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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If you were a band I'd listen to you, but I'm fine just watching
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If you were guitar I would play with you
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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In case of emergency...get out of my way
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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ironic, eh?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Isn't "big" bird derogatory?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Isn't it ironic that cuties and cuties are spelled the same?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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iSuperhero
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It only takes one me to screw in a lightbulb
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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It's about time you agree with MY legal terms!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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It's not dyslexic being easy
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Jack Bauer is really a terrorist undercover
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Kiss me I'm wearing a cool shirt
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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kiss me I've got an Iris.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Let your shirt do the talkin'
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Like my tan?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Look at my face when I'm talking to you!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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look over there an eagle!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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loser's shirt
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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love is deaf
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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monopoly-gamy. objection of game: get as many wives as possible.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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my favorite planet is Mars.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My favorite planet is the sun!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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my life has a soundtrack
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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my mother was a catapiller and my father smelt of elderberrys
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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my name is obama
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My tan is UNDER my shirt, I swear!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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NASA: Night Animals Signing Autographs
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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neck yes! (arrow pointing at neck)
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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no shirt, no service
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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one of the 300
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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paper always beats rock - unless its rock and roll.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Pecks the size of Pickle Peppers
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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PETA: Pets Eaten are Totally Alright
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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poetry is poetic and irony is ironic
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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press button (Front) stop pressing my button (Back)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Price of shirt: $14. To wear it in public shamelessly: Priceless
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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question. what shirt is best?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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racial awareness day
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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reach for the sky!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Roadkill UFO: Unidentified Flat Object
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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save the cheerleader, destroy the world.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Save the Rainforests! Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Save the trees: print the price tags on the shirts $14.00
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Sense and Dollars
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Single: looking for another blue t-shirt
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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smokey the bear is a pyromaniac
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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stop reading this and talk to me
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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subtraction ruined my childhood
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Take luck and care for it.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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the anti-mosquito club
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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the five million dollar man
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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the numero uno
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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the polar bear says, don't play with hatches
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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the wood chuck would chuck 23 logs
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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The world's greatest boss
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Think outside the t-shirt
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This is a nerd's shirt.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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This is on my shirt
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This is softwear, if you want hardwear you're gonna need armor
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt doesn't really exist
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt doubles as poker chips
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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this shirt is inside-out, honest
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is your ticket to the gun show
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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this tee only has text on it
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Tina ya fat lard!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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toads are frogs on steroids
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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tried, tested and approved as an awesome shirt
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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TV sucks. watch me instead.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Undercover Spy
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Unidentified Superhero
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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unrated
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Vote me for President '08
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Vote Schwarzenegger for President
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Waldo is under this shirt
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Was, is, used to be a boxer, I
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Watch me, I'm about to do something cool
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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wear this on your sleeve
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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what do you get when you cross a sweet slogan and a t-shirt?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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What kind of bird as Big Bird anyway?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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where your shirt out on your sleeve
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Yoda was my Padawan
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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You have 4 new messages
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You is so stupid!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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you just stepped in doggy poo
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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