double you double you double you dot
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I've mastered the sarcasmic phrase
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Warning: Contains Appendix
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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WARNING: CONTAINS ENZYMES
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Real vikings drink mead
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Remember; drink mead responsibly
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Know your mead limit...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Real men drink mead
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Eating pizza naked since 1980
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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The inventor
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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--> Stab Here <--
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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By any chance were your parents siblings?
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I know, a hundred thousand sperm and I was the fastest.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Nice to meet you, I have an irrational fear of attractive people.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Ask me about my degree in curvy-lineyar metuphisics!!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Ask me about my thesis on T-Shirt wearing nerds!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Ask me about my thesis on curvelinear graphs at a plane focus!!!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Ask me about my thesis on curvelinear graphs at plane focus!!!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Fear of long words.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Hellenologophobia- irrational fear of Greek words
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I'm Paedophobic, as you might guess, my childhood was troubled
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm ephebiphobic, adolesence was a stressful time for me
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm ephebiphobic, my fear of teenagers somtimes overwhelms me.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm Chronomentrophobic, you don't, have any clocks do you?
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I'm coulrophobic, 'cause clowns freak me out
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm barophobic, 'cause gravity freaks me out
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Barophobia- Fear of gravity
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Aulophobia- the irrational fear of flutes
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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If your scared of flowers, your an Anthrophobe
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Agrophobic; an irrational fear of beards.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Achilles
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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scientologists rule!!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I'm made entirely of probiotic yogurt, are you?
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Slough; you can't help but hate it.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Bovine; man I love that word.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Czech this out
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a Tzar
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Blame Keith.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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You make me sick. Yeah, you better keep walking.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I swear, it's like I'm the only one with a cool shirt!
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I!!! eat!!! Captain!!! Crunch!!!!!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I'm tired, go away
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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In Russia, car drives you.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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In Russia, TV watches you.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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In Russia, shirt wears you.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Hello Sailor.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I do all Big Bird's stunts.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Proud owner of a small intestine.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Cabbage; the freindliest leaf.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Just no.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Bovine fluid augments my supporting structures
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Thigh slappingly good.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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If I was wearing a shirt like that, I'd propably kill myself
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I know, I hate it too
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I don't blame society
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I for one blame society
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I still have my appendix!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Well there's yer problem!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Today is John day; if your name's John, Happy John day!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Semor D, Nila P did Palindromes
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I drink cow juice
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I'm Pingu's stunt double
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I'm sponsered by cool
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I do Thomas the Tank Engine's stunts
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I invented whales!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I once ate seventy baked beans.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I invented trees!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I invented you.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I invented France.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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You'd never guess that I was actually a yellow spade.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Today is Steven day; if your name's Steven, happy day!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I contain chlorophyll, do you?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I like bifidus digestivum
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I contain enzymes.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Only a a few more days to Ingenious Wednesday.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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My goldfish thinks I'm simple minded
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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My rabbit hates you.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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www.banslogantshirts.com
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Ofical Geenias
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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I can't wait till Mysterious Tuesday.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Here, Tommorrow, at noon. Be there or be spherical.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Next Tuesday is Mysterious Tuesday.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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100% hemp. NOT you stupid hippy.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be silly.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I beg to differ, I think my shirt is very cool.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Yeah, thats it, look at ma T-Shirt
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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If I didn't know better, id say your face was on the wrong way up
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Tom Fool
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Actually; I shot the Sheriff.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Palendromes se mord nela P
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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If only you knew how much i hate you.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Contrary to popular belief, google and pimp went to the zoo
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I am NOT a bus.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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