Thanks to DeeAnn ( wardrobeinspareoom)

THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!!

It got a little smashed up and opened by customs, I hope nothing fell out in transit!

Customs told me to open immediately! so i did.


It smells so nice! And I found out why when I found the letter from Customs, they confiscated all the pot pourri that was scattered all over it :(

So exciting! I can't stop now!


ZOMG lil' Debbies! Karen Walker loves lil' debbies therefore so do I!

And then..

The tears started... you have no idea how much I have been craving these things lately and I have searched Aus for something that tastes similar but with no luck , I am slightly more emotional than usual at the moment .. but still..tears of joy!!


EEEEEeeeeeeee! Cherry blossom smelly beautiful creamy bathy stuff! How did you know i love cherry blossoms? Did I mention that? Did you see my Cherry blosom tattoed butt? either way ....... I think I lub you!


ZOMG! I have NEVER tried smores! I think I might wait till the weather is a bit cooler so I can have a fire in the back yard or something...so Excited!


How cute are North Pole stickers! I'm pretty sure the kidlet is going to steal them from me :D


We are a classy people...lol..okaaayyyy

BAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! ewwwwww AWESOME!!


Thankyou SO SO SO SO sooooooo Much ..Sorry I didnt wait till christmas day to open them .. I couldn't wait!

... when the guy in front of you at Yoga keeps farting?

Cos I laughed.. and I was the only one who laughed , and people looked at me funny.

I fail at learning new things

Someone in kuala lumpur just spent $20,000 on MY credit card!!


Was it youuuuuuuuuu?

FUCK! There goes Christmas!

in 3 days I will be on your soil.. I only have a few little requests.
Please please please can you keep the natural disasters to a minimum while I am there.I have seen enough movies on earthquakes and twisters to know those things are scary.

Also if i forget to tip your people please don't hate me.. I can't help it.. I'm Australian , I promise I will try to remember.

Yours sincerely
Kali xox

How did all those teeny tiny ants get into my maple syrup?
The lid was tightly closed but they still managed to get in, but not out again, I just poured a river of dead ants all over my pancake.
And it was the expensive imported from canada type maple syrup :(

ANTS!!!

You knowPhantom Planet they had that song on that show about that county that is orange wih the rich kids...well anyway they are giving away $500 for a tshirt design and so far the entries are terrible
here So go dominate the competition because it's the threadless way.

5 times you have called me already today and each time you have just hung up. This is geting silly , you have been doing this for weeks now and still you are just hanging up , why not try something original like creepy breathing or hey, heres a thought, why not say hi, have a chat, tell me all about you.

But you see the main issue I have with you ringing me all the time is that I can't find the cordless phone, so i have to continuously stop what I am doing and go to the phone near the fridge and answer it only to be hung up on.
How much fun can it really be hearing me say "hello"?

Please take this into consideration.

Sincerely Kali

*I don't really think my phone stalker is a blogger....or Is IT!

This is on my television right now




I'm scared, wheres the remote?

And go comment on and vote on this



thaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyynkkkkkkksss

And this... I can't believe it didnt drop


I said do it!!


Oh my god I'm such a bitch!

I really do love you guys :D