in 3 days I will be on your soil.. I only have a few little requests.
Please please please can you keep the natural disasters to a minimum while I am there.I have seen enough movies on earthquakes and twisters to know those things are scary.

Also if i forget to tip your people please don't hate me.. I can't help it.. I'm Australian , I promise I will try to remember.

Yours sincerely
Kali xox

How did all those teeny tiny ants get into my maple syrup?
The lid was tightly closed but they still managed to get in, but not out again, I just poured a river of dead ants all over my pancake.
And it was the expensive imported from canada type maple syrup :(

ANTS!!!

You knowPhantom Planet they had that song on that show about that county that is orange wih the rich kids...well anyway they are giving away $500 for a tshirt design and so far the entries are terrible
here So go dominate the competition because it's the threadless way.

5 times you have called me already today and each time you have just hung up. This is geting silly , you have been doing this for weeks now and still you are just hanging up , why not try something original like creepy breathing or hey, heres a thought, why not say hi, have a chat, tell me all about you.

But you see the main issue I have with you ringing me all the time is that I can't find the cordless phone, so i have to continuously stop what I am doing and go to the phone near the fridge and answer it only to be hung up on.
How much fun can it really be hearing me say "hello"?

Please take this into consideration.

Sincerely Kali

*I don't really think my phone stalker is a blogger....or Is IT!

This is on my television right now




I'm scared, wheres the remote?

And go comment on and vote on this



thaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyynkkkkkkksss

And this... I can't believe it didnt drop


I said do it!!


Oh my god I'm such a bitch!

I really do love you guys :D

Damn you celine ...why must people ruin songs?


/end venting

Like nearly one a week.
So I've been taking a lot of these..

And after a day of semi concious migraine and drug induced submission scoring I made this..



But i didnt submit it right away.
Then I get another migraine and do some more drug influenced submission scoring and I add a rant and submit it.

So thats the story of this sub...now go laugh and point fingers and stuff.


I am not advocating drug use...dont do it...hugs not drugs

I dont think SO!


is anyone else in Australia so sick of this song they could hurt a man?


Why can't i stop singing it?