Pandas are just goth polar bears.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Live to eat, don't eat to live
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Tanning doesn't make you any more beautiful than you already are
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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When things don't go my way, I threaten to move to Canada
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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If my lawn was emo it would wear girl pants and sing about dying
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Chunky-Dunking: Skinny-Dipping's Hefty Cousin.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Bands With Beards Are Cool, But Beards With Bands are AWESOME!
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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(Owl) Who! Who! (Another owl with glasses on) Whom! Whom!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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This planet isn't supposed to be dirty! That's Uranus!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I shopped at Threadless and all I got was this delicious shirt.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I don't slap people I high-five their faces
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Stalking is the most sincerest form of flattery
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Don't take life so seriously It's not permanent
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Who is she and why does she make everything sound really wrong?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't make a band geek mad They've got a band mafia
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I switch between accents randomly when I talk
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I dance in parking lots in the middle of the night
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Help end world hunger Eat the famished.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Life is evil No one gets out alive
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I PANTS MYSELF DAILY.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I get pantsed by myself daily.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I EAT FOOD FOR BREAKFAST
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I'm so tight Emo kids wear me as pants
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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If you're a pencil, number two is always number one
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I Am What Willis Was Talkin' 'Bout
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I rock the socks you're not wearing
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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You rock the socks I'm not wearing
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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You rock the socks I'm wearing
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I rock the socks you're wearing
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I like helping strangers in trenchcoats find their puppies
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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HAVE YOU HUGGED A SHIRT TODAY?
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I hug people I don't know
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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You can live with me in this house I built out of writers blocks.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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If this shirt is on the ground, it's because I'm going streaking
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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BULIMIA: Twice the taste, no calories!
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Let's go to the park and play on my mood swings
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You are unique and special (Just like everybody else)
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm grounded until my parents realize "funk" isn't a ba
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I FOUND JESUS! He was hiding behind the sofa the entire time!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is normal? Normal is a setting on a washing machine.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Did you just label me? Do I look like a soup can to you?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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LABELS BELONG TO SOUP CANS
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Come over to the dark side We have COOKIES
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Emo Is Over! You Can All Go Home Now
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Homophobes are really gay!
of 79 votes, 9% like it
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A Lot Of Art Is Boring...
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so smart I invented instant water Just Add Water!
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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In about 5 minutes, this shirt shall be retro.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I live in a place with an area code, so I'm a big deal.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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MY SHIRT TURNS DARKER WHEN WET!
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Dorothy could of used GPS, but went with the alternative.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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In a perfect world The mentally handicapped will lead the blind
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Mullets: Business in the Front Party in the Back
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not crying My eyes are just sweaty.
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not crying, It's just been raining on my face.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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JESUS SAVES! He passes it to Moses, he shoots, HE SCORES!
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Feed this starving artist.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Feed the starving artist.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Now, Billy, remember: Only retards wear their collar up.
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Mary had a little lamb. I ate it with mint sauce.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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Cancel my subscription I'm tired of your issues
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Pop Collars Not Balloons
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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Pop Balloons Not Collars
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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I HEART I HEART TEES
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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SHUT UP VOICES or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip
of 75 votes, 11% like it
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I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, and clichés.
of 78 votes, 17% like it
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I'm angry because I can't see my forehead.
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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I don't need to be careful; I've got a gun!
of 77 votes, 17% like it
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NINJAS KILLED MY FAMILY-NEED MONEY FOR KARATE LESSONS
of 78 votes, 19% like it
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GREEN: THE NEW YELLOW AND BLUE
of 81 votes, 31% like it
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Music Is Just Like Candy...You Gotta Throw Out The Rappers.
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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THIS IS A SHIRT FROM MY FAVORITE BAND.
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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DANCE, DANCE! We're fallin' apart at half-time...
of 72 votes, 4% like it
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Hello! I'm: Emo
of 73 votes, 4% like it
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This was white before my Dad did the laundry...
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a full-time Pain-In-The-Butt!
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Embarrasing My Parents: A Full-Time Job
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker color.
of 74 votes, 22% like it
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Mary's Little Lamb was a stalker.
of 74 votes, 15% like it
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By reading this, you have wasted 4 seconds of your life.
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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I'm kinda a "big deal" around here.
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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You've got the body of a god! (It sucks that it's Buddha)
of 74 votes, 31% like it
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Heart Dyslexia I
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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Beards Grow On You.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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If silence is golden, how come duct tape is silver?
of 75 votes, 37% like it
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You Need To Go Out More If You Google Yourself.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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If my data is correct, then SLINKY+ESCULATOR= EVERLASTING FUN
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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ZOMG!!!111oneoneeleven
of 73 votes, 7% like it
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Bad Spellers Of The World: UNTIE!
of 75 votes, 25% like it
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1 sp33k 7331
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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This Is A Very Witty Slogan
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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Hey is my favorite word.
of 72 votes, 7% like it
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NOBODY READS YOUR BLOG
of 73 votes, 21% like it
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No, Of COURSE I Never Use Sarcasm...
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Turn It Up Really Loud So That Nobody Can Hear You SCREAMING!
of 72 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Wearing This Because I Don't Wanna Walk Around In The Nude
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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