Kids in the dark cause accidents Accidents in the dark cause kids
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Never say 'OOPS!' always say 'Ah, Interesting!'
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I don't spit in your drink; so don't smoke in my air
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Who puts the thin ice sign in the middle of the thin ice?
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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What would the world be like without hypothetical situations?
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Computers are like air-con: both stop working if you open Windows
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Why do we sit in front of our TVs and behind our computers?
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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(fuh-net-ik)
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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You can't have everything...where would you put it?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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7/5th of all people do not understand fractions
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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</war>
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I <4 numeracy
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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<in CTRL>
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I hit CTRL but I'm still not in control!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I'm consistent--just not all the time
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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What if the hokey-cokey really IS what it's all about?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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A noun? YOUR MUM!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Don't use big words when a diminutive one will suffice.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Today is a day for firm decisions! Or is it?
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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3 out of 4 of us make up 75% of the population
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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Originality is the art of concealing your sources
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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Follow your dreams, except for the one where you're naked at work
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Everybody loses!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me
of 53 votes, 38% like it
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13.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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There are 3 types of people, those who can count, those who can't
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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On the other hand...you have different fingers
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I want patience... RIGHT NOW!!!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Do not put statements in the negative form
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I bet you I could stop gambling
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I couldn't care less about apathy
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" til you can find a rock
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Optimists invented planes and pessimists invented parachutes
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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If it wasn't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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There's only one satisfying way to boot a computer
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Constants Aren't
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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To err is human but to really screw things up you need a computer
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Computer dating is great...if you're a computer
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Feeling Good
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Feeling fresh
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Aren't rhetorical questions irritating?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Scubarific!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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ohnoes!!!!!!111!1
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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-connected-
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Free will
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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.jpeg
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Number? Email? MySpace? Nah, I'll just find you on Google
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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1F j00 c4n |_|nd3r$t4nd th1$ Y0|_|'r3 pr0B4BlY $t3r1l3.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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VOTE SAXON
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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/wiki/
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'm #0000FF da-ba-dee-da-ba-dai
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I always speak in the third person - oh wait...
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Think of a number b3tween one and ten
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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This T-shirt always lies - oh wait...
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I speak in the third person - oh wait...
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I speak in the third person...damnit!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase: to unzip your genes.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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For God so loved [insert your name here] He gave His only son
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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"We are such stuff as dreams are made on"
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Nature or Nurture?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I'm the Narrator.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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You're either part of the solution or part of the precipitate
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Despite advances, medicine still has no cure for the common cat
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Fish aren't classified as animals as technically they are plants.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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