Made from 100% Recycled stars.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Nothing is impossible. Just ask the word "never".
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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When someone says "I'm speechless" didn't they just lie
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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I'm betting you're going to swerve first
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Wearer has ended chat session
of 68 votes, 9% like it
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Don't label me. That's my T-shirt's job.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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So a horse named Charlie walks in and kicks my calf...
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I wish I was Tina Fey's scar.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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100% Body Phat
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Abstinence makes the priest go fondler
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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To hear me speak, push my button. ANY button.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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It's not in finding "THE one," it's just finding ONE.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Illustration rules!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Blowfish: the REAL 'hookers' of the sea.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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One man's 'disturbing the peace' is another man's party.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Knowing is half the bottle.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Un-pet my peeve
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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There's no cure for 'sick and tired.'
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Violently lazy.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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This is as hi-def as I get
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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* copy-protected
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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try and pirate THIS
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Why is the 'caps lock' button in lower case?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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What the hell's my money doing in your house, Fred?!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Turn off your caps lock, dude. I'm standing right here.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Life is never far from interesting
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Turn off your caps lock
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I believe in truth above all else, so long as it's not boring.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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You can run but you'll only die tired.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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$1 bills = Strip Club Ammo
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'll mind my P's and Q's if you mind your F's and U's
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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~ my version of 'casual friday' ~
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Thinking up slogans gives me a headache
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Frankie Jr. says Chillax
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Biophiliacs do it outdoors with their mother
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I survived the economic meltdown, but I still got burned.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Let's get quizzical
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I think it's HOT when people ask me questions. But not you.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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CAUTION: Filling may be HOT!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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It's been so long it feels like never again.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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It's been so long it feels like never again.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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FACT: Swearing relieves pain, motherf#*ers! Ahh...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My inner child is ticklish. Wanna see?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It's either this or clip art.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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What's a little H1N1 between friends?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Shortcut Mode
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You make me de-evolve
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Do vegans play Parcheesi?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Death: it's the only way to go.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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When life gives you lemons... at least you won't get scurvy.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Well, if Sasquatch says so...
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Look up! It's when you look down that they get you...
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Karl Rove: Proof you shouldn't tease nerds in high school
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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There's no "i" in Threesome
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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HIGH on LIFE? You gateway drug users sicken me...
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Unhollow
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Former zygote
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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My personality is prescribed
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Get Bizet
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Unaffiliate
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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