Congratulations Jesse.d for winning the slogan contest!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge a book by its cover. Use the inside flap.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Greedy radio! Always receiving, never giving.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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He’s got the whole world...in his sweaty manipulative hands.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I really wish I wasn't a muggle.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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I'd look smarter if I had my back drop of books behind me
of 62 votes, 39% like it
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I'd look smarter if I had my back drop of books behind me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'd look smarter when I have my back drop of books behind me.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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I'll eat your black jelly beans.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I'm an atheist. Thank God.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I'm gonna party like it's on sale for $19.99!
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I'm indecisive, or am I? Do you know?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so pessimistic I'd be a "I don't Care Bear".
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I'm well Vocabulated.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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If I don't look smart, than my backdrop of books fell down
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If I had a million dollers...I'd pay to break up that band.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If shirt found ripped on the ground, return to the big green guy
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If shirt is found ripped on ground, return to the big green guy.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Isn't "thinking outside the box" a cliché in its
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Isn't "thinking outside the box" a cliché in its
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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It takes balls to Juggle.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Laser Vision is probably one of my better super powers.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Let's settle this with a round of POGS!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Mother always used to say say: WOOF. -I was raised by wolves.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Mr. Noodles + Mrs. Dash= A tasty affair.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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My inner child needs babysitting.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My life is a musical and you're out of key.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My mind starts to wander when I daydream.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Nudity is in the eye of my X-ray goggles.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Oh Valley Girl. What is "whatever" totally like?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Oompa Loompa Extreme Makeover
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Philosophers jump on POMO sticks.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Platypus. The "je ne sais quoi" of nature.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Playdoh doesn’t taste as good when you’re older.
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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Please forgive my involitary totally awesomeness.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Please forgive my involuntary humming of video game theme songs.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Prescribing Cowbell for fevers is nonsense. People could die.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Prescribing more Cowbell for fevers is nonsense.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Pretentious bands you've never heard of are my favorite.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Remember: Always floss 2-3 times...before the dentist apointment
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Robots always push each others buttons.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Sliced bread?...I've seen better.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Sorry Al Gore, but I need my car to get to work.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Sticks & stones may break my bones, but verbs will never hurt
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Stop pretending you like that soap flavored gum.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The rocky road to success is tasty.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is all just a big cover-up of my chest.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Time travelers need to start living for the now.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Unicorns are just leveled up horses
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Unicorns are just leveled up horses.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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up ome *(people will ask "what's up ome?")
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Wake me up before you gogo.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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When chess players date their looking for a checkmate.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When chess players date they’re hoping to check mate.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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William Dafoe is the reason for the season.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Yahtzee taught me to never trust my cheating grandma!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Yes, I would love to look at pictures of your baby and/or pet.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Your theory doesn’t hold water, so here take my bucket.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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