diagnosed with beiber fever. outlook dim.
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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The Internet Loves Me.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Get ready for a fuchsia economy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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So you do like cocaine?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You call your parents. Mine are wolves.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You're already making me feel uncomfortable.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I can't wait to get old. I'll get away with so much.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Call facebook and have them redesign your face.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It's hard to look cool while having a nosebleed.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I sit in coffee shops so that people think I have stuff to do.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You're only voting stupid because we don't know each other. Yet.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Where is the Plastics Conference?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Everything sounds better if it ends with burrito.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I missed a procrastination workshop.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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One day, I will save the princess.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I just won a vacation to the Middle East.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Please leave it as a wall post.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Apples are apples, but bananas are never blueberries.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Twitter is just one of my many distractions.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm only tweeting to avoid looking you in the eye.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm fully committed to a facebook only relationship.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You couldn't kill a panda to save your life.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Give me a reason to update my Facebook status.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I changed tae-kwon-do forever.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Usually I dress up as a rabbit. Today I did not.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I Love Goats.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Hurry before your bed gets jealous
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Sometimes when I talk I get carried - Oh Look! Glue!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I work in real estate.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Shout if you like hugs!
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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We were all born naked.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Socialism is Sexy.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Born to Party, Forced to Work.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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Stop the War '08
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Hooked on Jesus.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Down with Larry.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Seriously. I'll kick you in the chest.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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The smile is personal again.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Live like gorilla, fight like panda.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Buffering....
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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