Have you meant my friend Mary Jane?
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Don’t look at me like that
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Seriously, I am still a virgin.
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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My oven is bunless and I want it to stay that way.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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The price is wrong Bob.
of 56 votes, 41% like it
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This shirt was half off of double the regular price.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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I am not wearing any underwear.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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Can’t you tell I’m ignoring you?
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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I bought this shirt instead of an iPhone
of 54 votes, 43% like it
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Off-limits
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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2 hot girls are better then 1.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Barry Bonds has a huge head.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Is anyone really safe?
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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Now this is intelligent design.
of 56 votes, 45% like it
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I make my own water.
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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Where did Pogs go?
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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Can you float my boat?
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Float my boat
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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Can you tickle my pickle?
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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Married people know it is always the same sex.
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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What would Paula Abdul do?
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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It is time to trim the Bush
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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I support the troops, not the war.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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I support the troops, not the politicians that started the war.
of 55 votes, 42% like it
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I don’t have to be smart, I am rich.
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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I am so Emo, it makes me sad.
of 56 votes, 38% like it
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One pump chump
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Quarter Inch Killer
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Milometer Peter
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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Now I bet you wish you could change your vote.
of 57 votes, 40% like it
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Al Gore should have been president.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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I voted for Al Gore.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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1 me + 2 girls = 3some, I like that math
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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I watch TV 18 hours a day.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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It is dress down day.
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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All my clothes don’t have to be nice.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Who is Santa to judge me?
of 56 votes, 38% like it
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I like meatless animals
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Don’t hit on me
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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I am a bouncer and I can hurt you
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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No, I will not move
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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I am better then you
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I was by the window, I could see the squirrels
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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I will never be drunk enough to think you are cute.
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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No really, that is my real number.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Yeah, I heard you.
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Yeah, I Know I am drunk
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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I smoke pot, you got a problem with that.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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There is Dumb, Dumber and Bush
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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Bush, like a rock, only dumber.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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Bush is a lame duck president
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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B_SH S_CKS, I’d like to buy a U, Pat.
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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Don’t F#@% with me
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Paris Hilton for president of the world
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I watch American Idol, so what.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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well it hasn't killed me yet
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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Nuns with guns
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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When I see crazy people I just smile and nod
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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just look the other way
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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No I am not single
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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I am unavailable
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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My girlfriend got me this shirt
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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My boyfriend got me this shirt
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Natural born killer
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I like junk in the trunk
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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I've got junk in the trunk
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Why do you care what is on my shirt?
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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Cause I can
of 71 votes, 13% like it
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I look good, and you know it.
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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When it comes to T-shirts size does matter.
of 70 votes, 33% like it
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It's not what's on the shirt, its what under it that counts.
of 70 votes, 36% like it
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I think I look good.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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Like your shirt is any better.
of 70 votes, 37% like it
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I like this shirt, so F#@% you.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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This shirt was free.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
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I hated President Bush before it was cool.
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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I didn't vote for Bush.
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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Why Try?
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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I M so smrt
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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I am smarter then President Bush.
of 70 votes, 36% like it
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I like the way I look
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Will you be my Myspace friend?
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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I have to work hard to be this hot.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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I prefer beauty to brains, I can see better than I can think.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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If I hadn't been a woman, then I'm sure I'd been a drag queen
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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Your moms do dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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I've been noticing gravity since I was born.
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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If you can't change your life, change your hair color.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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I burp and I fart, like everybody else.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not crazy, but it's a crazy world.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Doesn't that hurt?
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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I swear to drunk, I’m not God
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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I swear to high, I’m not God
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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The streets are safe it’s the people on them that are dangerous.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I am taking something for my kleptomania
of 68 votes, 38% like it
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I am not afraid of heights it’s the widths that will get you.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
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I am an overachiever and a great eater, you do the math.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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Today is tomorrow’s yesterday
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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Stupidity got us into this mess ... what will get us out?
of 69 votes, 28% like it
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I need to loose more fat cells and less brain cells.
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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The only shape in getting into is round.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Peace police
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Maybe a C+ student shouldn’t be president.
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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Make sex not war
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Someone left this shirt at my house.
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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Please direct all questions to my head not my boobs.
of 68 votes, 31% like it
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My eyes are up about a foot and a half
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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ADD: America’s Drug Dependency
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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BUSH is spOILed
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Iraq was amBUSHed
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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I can read can you?
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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I can’t read can you?
of 67 votes, 4% like it
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Please do not touch the display
of 68 votes, 32% like it
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Like a rock, only dumber.
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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Hate can wait
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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Don’t create hate
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Say hi to your knee.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Why Comply?
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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It’s not you it’s me.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Sedate Hate
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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All my other shirts were dirty .
of 65 votes, 31% like it
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Your idea here
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Why does everyone think buttons are cute?
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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If you cant tell a book by its cover then why do they have them.
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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Brave soldiers, gutless politicians
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can’t hurt
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Live and get high
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Have you ever played hide the sausage?
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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Pay credit when credit is due.
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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First speak, then think.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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Fight fire with water, not fire.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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Caution imperialist at work
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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I’ve made my bed, now you must lie in it
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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All jerk and no play makes jack dull boy
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Absence makes the boyfriend wonder.
of 68 votes, 37% like it
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If it doesn’t kill you, I need to make it stronger.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
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If you are not hot, I have a boyfriend.
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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Sorry can’t come to my boobs right now, Leave a message
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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I’m like the neighborhood bicycle everyone gets a ride.
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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I like long walks on the beach too.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Anti-pervert shirt
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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see eyes above
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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I dig big jugs
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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Jugs
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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Apparently even I could be president
of 69 votes, 43% like it
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This is my boyfriends T-shirt
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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I don’t wear t-shirts
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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Would you like to take a picture?
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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I like my man boobs
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Bushwacked
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Bush should answer for the war.
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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Make dinner not war
of 69 votes, 35% like it
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I do not adore the war
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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I abhor the war
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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Shut the door on the war
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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No I don’t look fat
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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I heart food
of 70 votes, 33% like it
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Hello my name is Jailbait
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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I am not 18
of 70 votes, 34% like it
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I 'm aged to perfection.
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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I got this shirt at a thrift store
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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Your mom is a weapon of mass destruction.
of 71 votes, 31% like it
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This shirt is better then what you are wearing
of 68 votes, 32% like it
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Not the sharpest tool in the pillow factory.
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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Life is like a knife, it has its good points but often it's dull.
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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Make a note to vote
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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You should read books, not my shirt.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
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