Red bean ice cream

Lentil soup

Now I've discovered that he likes Honey Nut Cheerios.

I'm afraid I'm gonna crack my head open.

I like to think that Anakin's expression of hatred of the Sand People in Episode II has somehow transcended complete craptitude.

from Why Travel to France



Oftentimes you come to the logical realization that life is stranger than fiction, even stranger than the fiction from your most oddball, esoteric films.This farm is so strange that I have to believe it really exists - though, my first thought was that it’s a hoax.

Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? Admittedly, that imagery makes me come to the conclusion that it’s an absolutely bizarre and crazy world of cheesemaking in little ole Singly, France. But, no. I think the “donors” bring their milk to the farm, or something like that.

The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut. I still have my doubts about its existence, though. The farm says the cheese is rich in vitamins and nutrients but I don’t think these survive after being ultra-pasteurized. Also, they have an “AB” label, which is the official label for organic products. Does that mean that the women all grazed on organic?

Anyway, you can order breast milk cheese online from le Petit Singly, if you’re interested. Will this be the next trend in the foodie world? You know, something on the menu at Thomas Keller’s The French Laundry (or Per Se), El Bulli or your un-run-of-the-mill experimental haute cuisine. I can hear the waiter now, “Your next course, course 5 out of 13 courses, is a palette cleanser consisting of deep fried fois gras marbles coated in a crispy fig and pine nut crumble. The fois gras marbles are fried in extra virgin Argan oil that was infused with 6 very rare and different herbs found only around the area surrounding Mount Kilamanjaro. The fois gras marbles sit proudly on their foundation of 5 paper-thin slices of exclusive fromage duh Fwahnce (”cheese” is too ordinary) made from FRENCH mother’s milk. (”breast milk” sounds too scary and thus, not very posh.) In between each slice of fromage is a succulent layer of organic creme fraiche, Beluga caviar, French capers and candied pecans - and the whole ensemble is lightly splashed with aged, vintage balsamic vinegar. Oh, and by the way, you must eat this dish wearing these 3D glasses to experience the full visual and culinary effect combined. Bon Appetit.”

So by day I am a behavioral health case manager. In short, I coordinate care for the mentally ill. I'm kind of like...a mommy to 25 people who don't have half a mind to bathe and accuse me of stealing their money/trying to kill them/trying to ruin their life. My clients, if they do drugs, it's like meth, crack, pain pills...really bad stuff. My dad's girlfriend is a counselor and she has a girl coming in from out of state who is a substance abuser. And by that apparently it means "she smokes pot". My dad's girlfriend charges 400 bucks per 90 min session and the girl's here for a month and she has this apartment for the month in one of the nicest parts of town. I'm getting paid to teach her where grocery stores and other necessary things are as well as sort of entertain her for the month. So my problem is twofold - how do I entertain a rich person in a town with hardly anything to do and how do I make sure I don't say something like "gee pot? that's not so bad...at least you aren't on one half of a double ended dildo for crack". I can't believe her parents are paying probably 10s of 1000s of dollars for pot smoking.

I love a great fitting pair of pants but it really sucks to go to the store and look through hundreds of pants and pick dozens only to find one pair that I like...if I'm lucky. And my ass is special so it's hard for it to find pants that match it just so.

I said that this thing was just too awesome not to be printed. Thank you Threadless for seeing the light. And congrats to Kristian!

Congrats on your first print, DG. I hope to see many more in the future. I'm still holding out for the walking fish one! =)