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Kookaberry aka Wan is 28.43 years old, has been a member since June 21, 2007, has scored 6,188 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 185 designs get printed.

Nov 09 '11 by Kookaberry
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Foods you made up yourself

Toaster waffles with sweetened condensed milk.

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PogoLightning on Nov 09 '11 at 2:48pm

grapes.

Adhesive Hippo on Nov 09 '11 at 2:52pm

raisins.

Steve The Great on Nov 09 '11 at 3:32pm

I used to take bread, and then put peanut butter on it and then sprinkle it with just a bit of hot chocolate mix and then put another slice of bread (with peanut butter or not) on top.

Steve The Great on Nov 09 '11 at 3:32pm

oh, I mean,

wine.

[+duracell-] on Nov 09 '11 at 3:41pm

I put Coffee Mate Pumpkin Spice creamer into my Dunkin Donuts Pumpkin Spice coffee today. Unfortunately this tastes like hot garbage.

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 3:46pm

When I was a kid I would eat brown sugar and butter sandwhiches on fluffy white bread - but before eating it I would pound it flat.

I also had this idea that it should be used as a substitute for the body of christ/wafers at Church. So yeah, used to pound these sandwiches while thinking about Jesus.

Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '11 at 3:47pm

Froot Beer

Root Beer + Fruit Punch

Froot Beer.

Kookaberry on Nov 09 '11 at 3:52pm

That's hilarious, Ginette! I bet they'd get more converts...

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 4:05pm

I'm intrigued by Froot Beer. I used to 'make' my own sodas by mixing juices with 7up or other 'clear' sodas. Never thought to use Root Beer though.

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 4:06pm

And yes, I think they would definitely get better Church attendance at least, though I kind of do like the wafer taste.

shirtflirt on Nov 09 '11 at 4:07pm

i used to take canteloupe, crush it up, put in a glass then take sprite and pour it in to give sprite a taste that wasn't syrup ass

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 4:12pm

god damn that sounds good too and reminds me that I had the goddamn best honeydew melon the other day. Next time I get one I'm going to make some melon float a-la-shirtflirt.

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 4:12pm

I'm clearly a very lapsed catholic. ^

Torakamikaze on Nov 09 '11 at 4:14pm

It's like a dream come true. The ratio is more root beer than fruit punch (official science measurements). Too much fruit punch is a no go.

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '11 at 4:16pm

Mashed potatoes and Kool-aid powder.

ginetteginette on Nov 09 '11 at 4:17pm

Which Kool-aid flavour?

Caddywompus on Nov 09 '11 at 4:18pm

Not my idea but have you tried a crabby patty? Cheese/Hamburger with Jam? It's tasty. The Jam kind of caramelizes and gives the burger a subtle sweetness like some bbq sauces can do.

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '11 at 4:21pm

All of them.

It's called "Kool Taters, Man" because that's what people should say when you make it.

mike bautista on Nov 09 '11 at 4:41pm

Oh man I made those sugar butter sandwiches when I was younger! But I used cane and not brown. I might try brown. I haven't had that since I was little.

Sometimes I make pb&j ice cream. Vanilla Ice cream, pb and j. Mix it all together.
And I'd make my own cookie crisps because the real ones sucked. Crushed cookies plus milk in a bowl.

I need to try froot beer.

mike bautista on Nov 09 '11 at 4:43pm

I made some kinda pancake dipped cookie thing once too. I might try that again. Like how when you make pancakes and add stuff when cooking them? But I was too lazy to crush up a cookie so I just dipped it in batter and then cooked it. I'm so fat now.

bygrinstow on Nov 09 '11 at 4:46pm

Does it count if it's all the broken bits at the bottom of the tortilla chip bag poured into a bowl with salsa and eaten like cereal?

Twiggyhall on Nov 09 '11 at 5:07pm

Reading this blog is giving me so many new things to try! Especially intrigued by Alan's canteloupe Sprite and Mike's pb&j ice cream.

I used to mix powdered chocolate Quik into a big blob of peanut butter. It was like a poor man's Reese's. It looked absolutely disgusting, though, like diarrhea. The trick is to not look while eating it.

Ryder Revolution on Nov 09 '11 at 5:48pm

Macaroni and Cheese

Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 09 '11 at 6:59pm

Burrito sandwich

Hot dog burger

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '11 at 9:00pm

Mayonnaise in milk.

mike bautista on Nov 09 '11 at 9:02pm

I'm surprised that Ryder is daring enough for mac n' cheese. I expected his food to be like a slice of bread or something.

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '11 at 9:10pm

Mayonnilk.

Kookaberry on Nov 09 '11 at 9:32pm

Mayonegg

Sarcasticatbest on Nov 09 '11 at 9:36pm

I was willing to go along with most of those but... Mayonnaise in milk, Alvin... explain

Twiggyhall on Nov 09 '11 at 9:42pm

Serial, Mike. My head almost essploded when I found out he liked Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Steve The Great on Nov 09 '11 at 9:54pm

TWIGGY KNOWS IT.

Twiggyhall on Nov 09 '11 at 9:58pm

I KNOW. *nods

ivejustquitsmoking on Nov 09 '11 at 10:07pm

toasted rice with caramel

ivejustquitsmoking on Nov 09 '11 at 10:09pm

when I was a kid I would make cooked brown sugar to make it hard and make candy - very diabetic

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Nov 09 '11 at 10:10pm

I made root beer ice cream.

Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 09 '11 at 10:23pm

Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 09 '11 at 10:24pm

Chipmnk on Nov 09 '11 at 10:33pm

Sometimes, you gotta break a few eggs when life gives you lemons.

Kookaberry on Nov 10 '11 at 1:18am

A penny saved is worth two in the bush.

Gah so glad to have my old profile pic back. How the hell do you guys pick yourselves out of the lot without having a big blue berry for an avatar?

Polyester Jones on Nov 10 '11 at 1:30am

one pink mike'n'ikes PLUS two reeses pieces smartie things...tastes like coffee.
This discovery brought to you by candy grab bags from hockey rink concessions

L-M-N-O-P on Nov 10 '11 at 1:55am

Egg Nog with Choco Syrup in it.

If you drink more than one glass of it in a row, you wake up from a sugarcoma in the ER.

mike bautista on Nov 10 '11 at 1:58am

I might try Silk Nog. I could never get into the nog, no matter how hard I tried, but I heard Silk did one good so I'll give it another go.

L-M-N-O-P on Nov 10 '11 at 2:01am

Silk Nog is the shiiiiit. Tried it on a whim, and it's great. A lot lighter than nog-nog (which I still prefer), but similar spices and texture (thinner, but still mighty tasty).

Twiggyhall on Nov 10 '11 at 2:11am

Silk nog is da bomb.

There was a question about avatart recognition. I, personally, just look for the dorky drunk girl who don't know much - but she know she loves you. And it just drives me home each time.

mike bautista on Nov 10 '11 at 2:15am

I never got used to your newer avatar. So I like this one more by default.
It feels like hooooooooome to me.

Also, this is good news about Silk Nog. I must try it now.

Also, I tried Ginette's brown sugar toast. It was very good. I didn't pound them flat while thinking about Jesus though. Maybe next time. And I used homemade bread! I recommend people make their own bread! Slice the size you want!

taz-pie on Nov 10 '11 at 5:51am

yes! the berry avatar is much better! i missed it.

you all have to try making a blended juice from beetroot, carrot, celery, orange, apple and ginger.
ok so i didnt invent it, but it sure is nom.

Kookaberry on Nov 10 '11 at 6:38am

I did the other avatar for a joke blog and then got lazy.

I hate, hate, HATE egg nog. I would gladly use it to batter bread and make spicy french toast but raw eggs don't belong in my beverages. Silk Nog, however, is rather nice. It's got all of the spices without all of the eggy taste. And I personally like that it is not as thick.

Kookaberry on Nov 10 '11 at 6:39am

I have done carrot/orange/ginger which is fantastic. I imagine the other veggies can't do much to ruin that amazingness.

taz-pie on Nov 10 '11 at 8:04am

the beetroot makes it a delightful PINK drink :)

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