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Kookaberry
Kookaberry aka Wan is 28.43 years old, has been a member since June 21, 2007, has scored 6,188 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 185 designs get printed.
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Am I doing this right?
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Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 10 '11 at 10:15pm
your head isn't close enough to the camera, but otherwise, yeah.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:15pm
I'm also about 10 years too old :/
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:15pm
I mean - I don't get it :]
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 10 '11 at 10:16pm
also, I apologize for giving new girls attention. It's apparently not going over well.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:18pm
Look at this kitty! Holy shit!

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 10 '11 at 10:18pm
DIBS!
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Oct 10 '11 at 10:20pm
Doesn't make you any less beautiful, beautiful.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 10 '11 at 10:21pm
Yo, don't mean to alarm you but your avatar berry grew eyes and is swooning my soul right now.
Khol
Khol on Oct 10 '11 at 10:21pm
iPear
iPear on Oct 10 '11 at 10:23pm
I was like 'WOAH A NEW BABE ON THREADLESS BETTER BREAK OUT THE BROKEN ENGLI---" oh wait.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:24pm
So how are all of you guys tonight?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:24pm
*blows bubble gum*
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 10 '11 at 10:25pm
You have nice features.
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Oct 10 '11 at 10:25pm
DAYUM, GURL. YOU MAKE THAT BUBBLE LOOK FIIIIIIIINE!
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Oct 10 '11 at 10:26pm
I assume this is all in fun, right.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:28pm
Alvin, you are so fine all up in your heart and stuff.

LMNOP - THIS IS ALL IN BORING
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 10 '11 at 10:28pm
I'm good. Caps won.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:28pm
LMNOP - Call me up and take me out to Chilis. I'll be so nice to your mom and you can play my PS3.
iPear
iPear on Oct 10 '11 at 10:29pm
DAMN GIRL IS MY LINE, BRO.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:29pm
Steve - I heard!
iPear
iPear on Oct 10 '11 at 10:29pm
Damn girl, you butt lemme be your charmin
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Oct 10 '11 at 10:31pm
Sorry, Pear. I think I consciously knew that.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 10 '11 at 10:31pm
I feel like maybe I missed something perhaps.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:32pm
Damn boy, can I have your moustache comb? I'll wear it on a chain woven out of wild horse hair close to my heart, which is close to other things as well. Like my lungs.
iPear
iPear on Oct 10 '11 at 10:32pm
it's okay bro, you' my bro, bro. band of bros, brah. we share this now.
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 10:33pm
what the frak do you want?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:36pm
I want to make friends! Will you be my friend? I have Cheetos. The Flamin Hot ones. *wink*
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 10:37pm
*blink*

*blink*

*vomit*
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:39pm
:(
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:39pm
I'm sorry you drink shitty beer and take it out on people who love you.
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 10:41pm
marry me?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:41pm
Oh, Mitch.


No.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:42pm
I will only use you physically, then leave you so you have to drink and hang out with your friends. You're just going to have to deal with that.
kathleenisradical
   kathleenisradical on Oct 10 '11 at 10:43pm
Gurl, you put the flamin' hot in flamin hot Cheetos. ;D
GyleDesigns
   GyleDesigns on Oct 10 '11 at 10:46pm
I once new a guy who put the "Cheet" in Cheetos.

We don't talk to him anymore.
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 10:47pm
but baby! I want you to cut dairy out of my diet, and watch Bad Girls Club together, and listen intently as you point out all the stuff you like from the fall New York & Company catalog :(
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:49pm
I don't even know what Bad Girls Club is and I love cheeeeese Grommit! It will never work :(
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:50pm
Maybe we can trade that for long, weekly scheduled talks about the state of our relationship.
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 10:53pm
I suppose that's a start. why don't you text me in a few minutes to work out the details, and then every half hour after that.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:54pm
If you don't respond, can I text you every 3 mintues? I mean 2 mintues? ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE WHO ARE YOU WITH.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '11 at 10:57pm
weird i was like

"oh great ANOTHER new person on threadless 'saying hey' and 'hoping to design' some 'bomb ass' shit once i get a 'designing program' do you guys 'know' of one lol!"
BUT I WAS TOLTALLY WRONG AND IT"S YOU KOOKA NOT THAT BLUEBERRY LIKE BEFORE
and now i'm gathtered here before all ye faithful and triumphant
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:59pm
Hi, Alan. (I know you have a thing about you don't know me don't use my name but I did it just this once, don't be mad) :)
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 10:59pm
Although, since I have you here, what are your thoughts on bomb ass shit?
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 10 '11 at 11:02pm
Bomb ass shit sounds uncomfortable.
spacesick
   spacesick on Oct 10 '11 at 11:03pm
weee! I'm one step closer to having a girlfriend!

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '11 at 11:03pm
i've had them all day
they like a business meeting and your sandals are broken
they're like the funnel is closed from a parachute
electrified by salsa and the dance is incredible

that's funny bc i do have a thing about using names not with only you in particular but this time when i read it i felt ok with it maybe i'm changing i'm evolving into something else?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 11:07pm
I laughed @ business meeting + broken sandals.

Maybe your kids are turning you into big soooofties.

FTR, you can call me Amy. I don't mind.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 11:07pm
Embedding is disabled, Mitch. I am tired of having to do all of the work in this relationship.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '11 at 11:08pm
oh man that's already happenend i got weepy cos this stone cold killa was leaving behind 3 kids, all under the age of 5 and for a second i thought oh shit man that could be...it never would but....and if it did....oh man that would.....
that kinda scenario so soft now
like a marshmellow microwaved just enough
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Oct 10 '11 at 11:11pm
Awww :)

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