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Kookaberry aka Wan is 28.43 years old, has been a member since June 21, 2007, has scored 6,188 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 185 designs get printed.

Sep 24 '11 by Kookaberry
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"If I had been an observer instead of a participant, trying to stop a horny dolphin from rubbing off on my shoes while my girlfriend watched, I would have burst out laughing. On the shore was Elaine, who professed to like me but wasn't about to let me so much as cop a feel, while out here was Ruby, who would happily screw my brains out but happened to be the wrong species."

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Chipmnk on Sep 24 '11 at 12:43am

Man. What am I even supposed to think.

maddingo on Sep 24 '11 at 12:55am

ummmmmmm ok then.

aNonnymouse on Sep 24 '11 at 1:00am

It's sort of embarrassing how quickly I click open these blogs.

SJ27 on Sep 24 '11 at 1:02am

Oh man, some of those comments.

aNonnymouse on Sep 24 '11 at 1:03am

But then I read the article.

SuperRyan on Sep 24 '11 at 6:28am

I just hope he used a condom.

Kookaberry on Sep 24 '11 at 9:05am

I'm almost inclined to believe that he is making this up.

tracerbullet on Sep 24 '11 at 9:10am

i just don't understand the porpoise of something like that

taz-pie on Sep 24 '11 at 9:18am

What on earth did I just read??

randyotter3000 on Sep 24 '11 at 9:21am

This doesn't get my seal of approval even though it sounds like the guy is having a whale of a time

[+duracell-] on Sep 24 '11 at 9:25am

i assume that link has something to do with blowholes

Kookaberry on Sep 24 '11 at 9:28am

It has nothing to do with blowholes and there's no bad pictures. Click the link, it's funny.

Steve The Great on Sep 24 '11 at 9:44am

oh, gawker.

Steve The Great on Sep 24 '11 at 9:45am

I think Aaron may have found a porpoise in his life: making marine mammalian puns.

Chipmnk on Sep 24 '11 at 9:46am

I don't like the tuna his voice.

Steve The Great on Sep 24 '11 at 9:49am

don't be so crabby, alvin

ginetteginette on Sep 24 '11 at 10:05am

I watched a documentary on zoophiles once and it was pretty distasteful but also pretty sad, strangely enough. In the film, many of the people interviewed sorely lacked human contact. Many of them expressed not being able to feel anything for another human being and it was actually pretty depressing.

It's really bizarre thing to contemplate especially if one were to question whether this kind of thing is moral. Certainly if any animals are abused I'd be the first to cry out but what can you say when the animals enjoy/initiate sex with humans? :s

I can't find the whole doc but this is a short clip of a couple who like to get fucked by miniature stallions. Seriously. (Warning, no graphic visuals but some graphic language though):

ginetteginette on Sep 24 '11 at 10:05am

I seem to have forgotten how to embed videos here... so I'll just link it.

iPear on Sep 24 '11 at 10:30am

The weird thing is, I've definitely read a short story about someone who would have sex with a theme park dolphin before. Someone had posted a thread on a forum i was on in order to troll us, and indeed we wus trolled. Except, in the story, I think the dolphin was a male.

iPear on Sep 24 '11 at 10:31am

Oh snap, i've seen that clip before GG. I think someone posted it on here.

tracerbullet on Sep 24 '11 at 10:38am

This is the weirdest viral marketing ever for Dolphin Tale, opening this weekend.

ginetteginette on Sep 24 '11 at 10:39am

Might have been me, haha. I wish I could still find the whole thing. There were a few sad guys with doggy girlfriends in it.

ginetteginette on Sep 24 '11 at 10:41am

I'm so sick of morgan freeman.

nasmo on Sep 24 '11 at 10:48am

Personally, I can't wait until next summer so I can be inspired by his heartwarming gold-tinted Visa ads during the Olympics.

taz-pie on Sep 26 '11 at 3:03am

i call bullshit on this dolphin guy.

i mean, imagine you are a majestic-as-fuck dolphin, and some skeezy pothead climbs in your pool? i call rape :/

SuperRyan on Sep 26 '11 at 7:03am

First they fuck...

Then they kill...

iPear on Sep 26 '11 at 6:26pm

at work, I have to keep the TV's on ESPN football HD. They were playing some documentary on the whole south africa and rugby shits, and it was narrated by Morgan Freeman. I was like "MAN WHAT, THERE'S ALREADY A FILM ABOUT THIS AND YOU'RE IN IT BRO"

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