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Kookaberry aka Wan has been a member since June 21, 2007, has scored 5973 submissions, giving an average score of 2.28.

Sep 23 '09 by Kookaberry

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What's this product called?

It's this product I saw sold on late-ish night tv a few years ago. It was a make up/make over kit where this like fat white chick was hawking it and it basically was a way to look "younger" and "sexy" but really all it was, was a kit and instructions to make yourself have that porn star make up. I need to know the name of it for something I'm writing. Most you indie dorks hopefully have no clue what I'm talking about as it's awful but maybe one of you knows.

iPear on Sep 23 '09 at 5:42pm

pornstarishmakeuplookingthing

ISABOA on Sep 23 '09 at 5:46pm

I have no clue

Steve The Great on Sep 23 '09 at 5:46pm

your gifs give me headaches.

HI AMY!

B 7 on Sep 23 '09 at 5:51pm

acme soul-removal kit 5000.

B 7 on Sep 23 '09 at 5:51pm

i don't know im sorry

jaywalkergraphics on Sep 23 '09 at 5:55pm

LOL @ 0 girls in this blog.

lemonalle on Sep 23 '09 at 5:56pm

frostedwhoreface

B 7 on Sep 23 '09 at 5:57pm

lol^

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:02pm

An added bonus of determining this product's name is being able to find the infomercial on YouTube. It has major lolage.

againstbound on Sep 23 '09 at 6:11pm

Hell

o

there.

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:13pm

HECKTORRR

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:13pm

What's shakin man? Congrats on the, you know. That thing. =)

Steve The Great on Sep 23 '09 at 6:15pm

*passive agressive frowny face*

Steve The Great on Sep 23 '09 at 6:15pm

*aggressive

againstbound on Sep 23 '09 at 6:15pm

Haha, thanks =)

Nothing much, drawing, designing, wiiing, barely guitaring, you know, the usual, except with much less online time.

How have you been?

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:18pm

I've had allergies AND a cold, so not so great. I'm probably going to go to sleep soon. But I'm gonna have a sandwich first. Mmm, sandwich. I also just got an idea for a story (hence this stupid blog) so have been outlining the plot and characters. It probably won't amount to anything though cause I'm a lazy ass.

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:18pm

Steve the problem is that you opened with an insult. Not a way to win friends. Also, I hate you.

d3d on Sep 23 '09 at 6:20pm

don't do it amy, you're a beautiful young pornstar already.

againstbound on Sep 23 '09 at 6:21pm

Damn, well that's what you get for living in a cold place, all I get here is sweaty armpits and a constant desire to kill myself to make the heat go away.

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:23pm

It was like 80 degrees today =P

Leon always knows how to charm the ladies.

SnakeMan on Sep 23 '09 at 6:25pm

remember in the fifth element where they had that instant makeup box thing? you just looked into it and BAM your eyes were done.

Steve The Great on Sep 23 '09 at 6:26pm

right.

social inadequacy gets me again.

:(

ratkiss on Sep 23 '09 at 6:26pm

what ever it is... I don't want it!

d3d on Sep 23 '09 at 6:27pm

againstbound on Sep 23 '09 at 6:27pm

I know I just came her but I'm already going out, my fucking frames broke yesterday and I'm hoping to get them fixed. Cause I don't want to spendon new ones and I haven't even found any that I liked.

So anyway, nice talking to you, say hi to Monica and take care and eat your veggies and all that stuff.

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:31pm

You wear glasses?? You have to post photos when you get new ones.

V1ctorya on Sep 23 '09 at 6:49pm

I have no idea about that one, but the 'hair bumpit' to create big hair cracks me up every time I see it.

Krimson on Sep 23 '09 at 6:53pm

omg, leon, i love that simpson's episode.

Kookaberry on Sep 23 '09 at 6:53pm

What are you talking about? That shit's sexy.

Steve The Great on Sep 23 '09 at 6:55pm

ratkiss on Sep 23 '09 at 6:56pm

That bump it thing makes me think of the cone heads

13 days later

SWMoonlight on Oct 06 '09 at 10:55pm

I always forget about your Threadless blog then stumble upon it randomly somehow and spend wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too much time reading your posts going way back and posting comments that I'm pretty sure you never see because they're on really, really old posts that you probably never look at because you're busy creating new stuff. But oh well, it makes me happy anyway.

**Amy's Mom rambling on merrily to herself posting a comment on a blog that Amy will never see***

iPear on Oct 06 '09 at 10:57pm

your mom's stalking you, bro...