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Kookaberry aka Amy has been a member since June 21, 2007, has scored 5649 submissions, giving an average score of 2.17.

URL: http://brassandglass.etsy.com

Apr 01 '08 by Kookaberry

27 Comments

Watch this

People are like pants.

I love a great fitting pair of pants but it really sucks to go to the store and look through hundreds of pants and pick dozens only to find one pair that I like...if I'm lucky. And my ass is special so it's hard for it to find pants that match it just so.

professorE on Apr 01 '08 at 2:23pm

*thinks about this for a while*

J-Ray on Apr 01 '08 at 2:24pm

pics or it didn't happen

iPear on Apr 01 '08 at 2:24pm

People are like hair. it's great to have it, but sometimes you just don't want it to grow...in some places.

Kookaberry on Apr 01 '08 at 2:24pm

haha, depends on how much free liquor I get.

deboraborialis on Apr 01 '08 at 2:26pm

I thought people were like pLants. I can't read. Seems everyone has trouble getting pants to fit, so who do they actually make them for?

iPear on Apr 01 '08 at 2:26pm

People are like action figures, fun to play with, but they're always clogging the toilet.

kaleigh07 on Apr 01 '08 at 2:26pm

Hehe me too! I have no ass, so therefore pants are hang to find :)

iPear on Apr 01 '08 at 2:27pm

People are also like broken condoms, in that they don't....

...

work.

Maltzmania on Apr 01 '08 at 2:30pm

People are like the macarena: fun to do for like a couple of years, then you realize it's lame...but you still reminisce about doing them all those years ago and still think about them in private and occasionaly on the weekend.

littlem on Apr 01 '08 at 2:32pm

people are like pants: i want them closely fitted around my buttcheeks, but not against my crotch.

Wiffler on Apr 01 '08 at 2:35pm

maltz - best analogy ever.

Maltzmania on Apr 01 '08 at 2:38pm

people are like analogies, you think about them and care about them until they annoy the shit out of you or become to existential and ironic

bafocomics on Apr 01 '08 at 2:38pm

I wish i was a Mc Hammer kind of pants.

they are awesome.

STOP

hammertime!

bafocomics on Apr 01 '08 at 2:42pm

people are like maltz, blue with glasses.

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 01 '08 at 2:42pm

Blogs are like catacombs. Think about it.

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 01 '08 at 2:43pm

Also, i agree kooka....it takes a long time for me to find a friend that goes well with my ass!

Maltzmania on Apr 01 '08 at 2:43pm

bagel bites are like disgusting.

Maltzmania on Apr 01 '08 at 2:43pm

disgustingly AWESOME!

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 01 '08 at 2:49pm

Friends are like brick walls, no matter how much i try, they won't let me have sex with them.

Neon Samurai on Apr 01 '08 at 2:50pm

:( FA

tracerbullet on Apr 01 '08 at 2:53pm

i don't wrap belts around my friends.

at least not in public...

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 01 '08 at 2:55pm

I keed i keed Neon!

Neon Samurai on Apr 01 '08 at 2:59pm

People are like pants because I'm always trying to get into. . .

Maybe not.

Chipmnk on Apr 01 '08 at 3:04pm

My sex life is like Kix: kid tested, mother approved.

mezo on Apr 01 '08 at 3:05pm

People are like Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"- at first they are a delight, midway through the relationship they annoy you, by the end you want to murder the world.

And youtube.

Neon Samurai on Apr 01 '08 at 3:10pm

People are like pants: you can't put a price the ones that make your arse look and feel fantastic.

Kookaberry on Apr 01 '08 at 4:06pm

Oh my god you guys just made me laugh till I cried.

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