Santas workshop the original Sweatshop.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Santa, The original Sweatshop owner
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Im Allergic to Happiness.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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save a match strike a pose
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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Protons have mass because they are Catholic
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Buttons aren't that cute.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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The Meek shall inherit the earth after we're through with it.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Gone with the breeze
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam!
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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HECK is where people are sent that dont believe in GOSH
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Stop animal testing, they never get an A
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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slightly used mostly confused.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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glitter, the herpes of art supplies
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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I have an anarchist meeting to get to
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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If you will excuse me I have to get to my anarchist meeting.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Im not a Snob Im just better then you
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Heck is where people go that dont belive in Gosh
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Save a tree. doddle on a piece of a spotted owl.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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If we are what we eat call me Calorie.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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You talk funny, are you from NARNIA?
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Thank you for not stalking me.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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My Slogan Shirt
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Fridge magnet
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Thank you for not stalking.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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Madness Takes Its Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.
of 54 votes, 39% like it
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I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Not a Snob. I'm Just Better Than You Are.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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When I'm In My Left Brain, I'm Not In My Right Mind.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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My Grandchildren Must Be Spoiled Because They Smell Bad!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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shut your humas hole!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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IM NAKED under my shirt
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Bom chincka wa wa
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Its never to late to Procrastinate.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Procrastinate Now!!!!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I got a $100 cash for this shirt
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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UNIFORM
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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If there is no God who pops up the next KLEENEX!?
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this your not blind
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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If we are what we eat im high in Fats.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Wrinkled Is Not One of the Things I Want to Be When I Grow Up
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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While you were reading this I took your wallet.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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your ego should be illego
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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If there is no God who pops up the nextKLEENEX?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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HECK is where people go that dont belive in GOSH.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Rehab Is only for Quitters.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I like cats. Let's exchange recipes.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam!"
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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What doesnt Kill you makes you a zombie
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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Crazy is just Sane on a lunch break
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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