I am a sophomore at Knox College (smallliberalartsschoolthreehoursoutof
ChicagoyouknowStephenColbertwasour
commencementspeaker) majoring in creative writing and journalism. Wow!

The shirts I have include:

Blow with the Wind
Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
Money Shot
Star Light, Star Bright
Rampage
Gold Rush
Doin' My Best
The Average Bear
Timmy Wished for Ray Gun Eyes
In A Comic
UFOnky' Gulf Breeze Sightings
City Lights
I Wanna Dance
The Fast Supper
Follow It
Blitz
Tiagram
This is how the world ends
There/They're/Their
Communist Party

I enjoy ukeleles used correctly.