I am undergoing mitosis at the moment.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I can roll my R's
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Ummm... what's another word for thesaurus?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I spent 90% of my money on women and drinks. The rest I wasted
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I DO NOT step on the cracks on the floor.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Homie is a two-way street.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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OBECALP.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am the God of CS3.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I downloaded Firefox 3.0 first.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Nobody likes your lipstick and free poster teenie pink magazines.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Name one Web 2.0 community I don't belong to. Name one.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The computer keeps me from showering. And eating. And sleeping.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I could easily destroy you in Photoshop.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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My heart will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on ...
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I wash my hands every 3 minutes.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Turn off that light! You're warming the planet.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I hope I get to use integrals some day.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Why does everybody else throw away their apple cores?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Read my blog if you're interested.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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No, the shoe fits ME!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The secret to my happiness? P - R - O - Z- A- C.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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My mom cooks better.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Wake up. You've been selected for an extraterrestrial experiment.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Gimme back my penny. It said 9.99.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm so over cars. I travel by hot air balloon.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Look mommy! The little apple lighted up!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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And I would do anything for love: but I won't do that.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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