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myteemo
myteemo aka Mobot has been a member since June 18, 2007, has scored 5575 submissions, giving an average score of 2.12.
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  Mar 07 '09 by myteemo        39 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Strange Human Rituals


Shaving legs...I hate it, but I do it because I love you. What mundane human thing will you do today to make yourself feel like less of an animal?


Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Mar 07 '09 at 8:15am
I just shaved and I feel GREAT. How can you hate shaving? It makes me feel so squeaky clean.

I hate folding laundry. Why do we FOLD it? We want more symmetric wrinkles?
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Mar 07 '09 at 8:15am
I like that you shave for me, baby.
myteemo
myteemo on Mar 07 '09 at 8:19am
I just shaved too and I feel GREAT. I might show some ankle today.
toopersent
toopersent on Mar 07 '09 at 9:24am
I hate making the bed...its just going to get fucked up again. But I do it for you.
myteemo
myteemo on Mar 07 '09 at 10:01am
^ So true! But it's nice to have a big fluffy neat bed to mess up.
toopersent
toopersent on Mar 07 '09 at 10:17am
only if by mess up you mean have sex on.
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 07 '09 at 10:20am
Do guys really shame their arm pits?
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 07 '09 at 10:20am
Do they SHAME them?!??!?


I want to know.
toopersent
toopersent on Mar 07 '09 at 10:21am
Thats taking manscaping to a whole new level.
professorE
professorE on Mar 07 '09 at 10:49am
I use my clippers on my arm pits w/ a guard. Not to go bald, but so it's not such a matted mess under there.


Same thing with some other areas.
toopersent
toopersent on Mar 07 '09 at 11:04am
thats just odd.
brentendo
brentendo on Mar 07 '09 at 11:06am
I trim the errr 'pubic area', but I'd never considered my armpits lol
producer
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 11:07am
i shave my entire body everyday, but it's not for anybody else but me

it makes it easier to coat myself in butter and go slip-n-nsliding
toopersent
toopersent on Mar 07 '09 at 11:10am
i keep the southern regions trimmed, but thats it.
brentendo
brentendo on Mar 07 '09 at 11:11am
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 11:07am
i shave my entire body everyday, but it's not for anybody else but me

it makes it easier to coat myself in butter and go slip-n-nsliding

hhaha
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Mar 07 '09 at 12:29pm
I don't enjoy getting my eyebrows waxed...but I do.
producer
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 12:30pm
priscilla is a mystery wrapped in puff pastry
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 07 '09 at 12:32pm
I haaaaate shaving. I stick with trimming
myteemo
myteemo on Mar 07 '09 at 3:48pm
Um...I don't know what to say about this.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Mar 07 '09 at 3:52pm
I hate wearing pants.
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 07 '09 at 3:53pm
^didto
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 07 '09 at 3:54pm
^or ditto
producer
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 3:55pm
dido
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 07 '09 at 3:55pm
dildo
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Mar 07 '09 at 3:58pm
againstbound
   againstbound on Mar 07 '09 at 4:00pm
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Mar 07 '09 at 3:52pm
I hate wearing pants.

*takes notes*
brentendo
brentendo on Mar 07 '09 at 4:03pm
boysbeambitious on Mar 07 '09 at 12:29pm
I don't enjoy getting my eyebrows waxed...but I do.

what do you do for eyebrows?
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Mar 07 '09 at 4:06pm
againstbound on Mar 07 '09 at 4:00pm

*removes pants*
producer
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 4:12pm
i went slip-n-sliding in butter today
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 07 '09 at 4:23pm
What a waste of good butter. You should have cooked up some artichoke, slip-slid-n-dipped it
brentendo
brentendo on Mar 07 '09 at 4:25pm
hahaha
producer
producer on Mar 07 '09 at 4:28pm
that was my plan for tomorrow micah
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 07 '09 at 4:36pm
does this look like a Q to you?
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 07 '09 at 4:47pm
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 07 '09 at 12:32pm
I haaaaate shaving. I stick with trimming

I hate shaving as well. I never do it. Instead, I use this crappy little travel sized electric shaver. It does about as good a job as I want it to.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 07 '09 at 4:47pm
I like having hair on my face. I had to shave recently, still not a fan. It feels strange when I touch my face and it's smooth
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Mar 07 '09 at 4:49pm
I shaved with an actual razor a couple weeks ago and was horrified.


the stubble was brought back as soon as humanly possible.
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Mar 07 '09 at 4:50pm
brentendo on Mar 07 '09 at 4:03pm
what do you do for eyebrows?

get them waxed? lol
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Mar 07 '09 at 4:51pm
that damned stubble. My skin freaks out whenever I shave.
professorE
professorE on Mar 07 '09 at 4:52pm
Props to Brian for the FG reference.
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iPear on Feb 24 '09 at 2:29pm
Myteemo You would be a giraffe. I say this because giraffes are pretty sweet, they are born with really powerful legs, so they can run up walls and stuff. If you got in a fight with a tree, and all of the animals inside of it, you would not only win, but you'd officially make that tree your bitch. But you're serene and cool headed, you just chill and eat leaves from the top most part of the tree, not even noticing all the ruckus down below. You're the best animal at basketball, if you and air bud were on a team, you wouldn't even have to do jump shots, you'd just stick your head through the hoop and win.



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