Actually I am fond of green eggs and ham
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Beware, you will be boiled!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Carefully slip and fall down
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Certified tree psychologist
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Do not feed me
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Dont eat the doughnuts
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Einstein failed grade school math
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Electronic Eyes are everywhere... so dont pick your nose
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Give models french fries
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Got oxygen?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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How do you spank a porcupine?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I was born wearing this shirt
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'll always be here because being "There" is impossible
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I'm sorry the dogs were NOT let out
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the one who dies in every episode of Star Trek
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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If you can read this then you are not alone
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Ignore this sign
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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In Soviet Russia book reads you
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Its a trap
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Jimmy fell down the well...again
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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LESSEZ-MOI TRANQUIL!!!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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More of your conversation would infect my brain
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My shirt size? Extra Medium
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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No one looks good in liderhosen
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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No Virginia there is no Santa Clause
of 48 votes, 0% like it
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Of course I'm being irrational, I'm in love.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Pandas are evil
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Peace begins with you
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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please don't dismantle
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Pour quoi manges-tu les arbusts?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Prist by day-Nun by night
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Rabbits are boodthirsty
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Read at your own risk
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Really you have to ask?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Resident Expert. Ask me ANYTHING
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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STOP! In the name of the law!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The Brittish are Coming...to dinner
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The Ghost of Christmas past
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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The world you got is not in mint condition.
Demand a refund.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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There is no such thing as a one-sided coin
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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There was no time better than present
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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This IS madness! This is suburbia!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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This is not a rental car...its privately owned
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is causes eye cancer if read
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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This slogan was typed at 12:33 am eastern standard time
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This t-shirt is a disguise for my alien appearance
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Want to buy some goat cheese?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Warning do not use toilet brush for theeth
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Welcome to Munchkinland
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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When Bob Barker retired daytime television died
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Who set their phazer to "stupid"?
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 7 and buns come in 10 or 12?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Why do school hotdogs bounce?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Yeild to me
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Yoko? OH NO!!!
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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You fascinate me
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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