Just to illustrate what a Dick I am sometimes I wanted to tell you what I did the other day. I was washing up and my wife opened the freezer to find something for dinner. I joined her and started looking through the freezer when my wet hand stuck to the element of the freezer. I when I mean stuck, I mean I couldn't move an inch. It was the same sensation as a burn except that I couldn't move it away. It was like someone holding a cigerette lighter to your hand and keeping it there. Not recommended.

Do you know there are seven subs on the subject of flossing. Who would have thought.

Brain teaser to pass 5 minutes. You can ask me question but I can only answer yes or no. You may get it straight away.


A man lives on the 20th floor of an apartment block. When he leaves in the morning he takes the elevator all the way to the bottom. When he returns from work he takes the elevator up to the 12th floor, gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way to his apartment. If it's raining or there are other people in the eleveator with him he'll take it all the way up to the 20th floor. why does the man get out on the 12th floor?

Going to try and post a Top Ten blog every week on every random subject under the sun. I'll then post the definative list of the 10 most popular choices at the end of the week.

Post your top five ( not ten ) fave Movies staring Christopher Walken.

My Choices :

1. Dead zone
2. True Romance
3. Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
4. Dear Hunter
5. Catch Me If You Can

On Tuesday I went to close the lid of my lap top and had my thumb on the side of the screen as I did it. I must have pressed too hard because I cracked the screen. This wouldn't be so bad but I did exactly the same thing just over a year ago. My insurance covered me then for a reconditioned model. I doubt they are going to pay out again. Has this happened to anyone else?

Ok, this is like Googlewhack but Threadless based. Think of a random word and put it into the Threadless blog search. Your aim is to get the least number of hits ( but greater than zero) Sub & Designs that come up in the search count as well. GO!

This is my favourite shirt at the moment. Anyway being a messy pup i managed to get Indian food down it the other night. I took it with the speed of someone set on fire and immediately began to scrub the stain out using a variety of detergents. Eventually got the curry stain out and put it outside to dry overnight. In the morning I came down to collect it and it was covered in bird crap. I don't know what crap the bird had been eating but it's harder to remove than the curry was.

This is the quiet time. Just a few North Americans with insomnia, a few early morning Brits who are unemployed or avoiding real work and the odd stray antipodean. You can almost hear the crickets chirping and the wind moving through the grass.

I've decided aging is a strange buisness indeed. When I was 19 I spent 3 months in the U.S , half of it in a summer camp in Penn State. Fantastic time even though I couldn't get served booze most of the time. I remember a guy we met out there was 26 and thinking that 26 was a really old and mature age to be and so far off. I'm now 37, 3 years off 40 and half way to an age I probably won't live to. Where did it go ? It seems to have gone in the blink of an eye. I just wondered how you guys viewed the ageing process.

when Rapture comes