Profile for Spam69 - So you get the chance to get a slogan printed.....

Spam69 aka David Bennetts is 40.93 years old, has been a member since June 16, 2007, has scored 18,443 submissions, giving an average score of 1.89, helping 239 designs get printed.

Oct 20 '09 by Spam69
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So you get the chance to get a slogan printed.....

So you get an E-mail from Threadless to say that they love all your slogans, that they want to print one but don't care which. The choice is yours. Which one would you pick?

This would be mine: Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic. Burn The Witch.

jess4002 on Oct 20 '09 at 4:15pm

It's Never Too Late If You Have A Time Machine.

tracerbullet on Oct 20 '09 at 4:16pm

Butt slaw

Spam69 on Oct 20 '09 at 4:31pm

Nice choice jess.

Tracer is that a choice or name calling?

tracerbullet on Oct 20 '09 at 4:33pm

Butt Slaw

psykomakia on Oct 20 '09 at 4:39pm

Spam69 on Oct 20 '09 at 4:45pm

By a strange coincidence my favourite slogan of tracers and Rob is by the Festa as well.

rossmat8 on Oct 20 '09 at 4:47pm

slow clap starter

kcoutu on Oct 20 '09 at 4:56pm

I wish I could break up boring conversations with guitar solos.

supertrooper74 on Oct 20 '09 at 4:58pm

One day, I will have an editor. Mark my words.

Spam69 on Oct 20 '09 at 5:07pm

Sorry Phillip - no can do if you have another print it has to be this one:

You know what really gets my goat? Wolves.

I have the power of veto.

supertrooper74 on Oct 21 '09 at 3:25pm

Yeah...I wouldn't mind that one getting printed either....it was a toss-up. I like both of them more than the one that was actually printed.

PuppetMeat on Oct 21 '09 at 3:29pm

I probably have better slogans, but I've always enjoyed this one.

I'm Constantly Procrastinating. I'll Explain Later.

Spam69 on Oct 22 '09 at 9:52am

Haha - I would buy that Josh, although isn't there already a print about procrastinating or am I getting it mixed up with the vague one ?

nintechno on Oct 22 '09 at 10:00am

Save your strength, there's a boss battle ahead.

soloyo on Oct 22 '09 at 10:01am

The other vowels agree U and I make a very cute couple

rossmat8 on Oct 22 '09 at 1:52pm

I changed my mind I'd have to go with:

running the last 10 meters in slow motion cost me the gold

It's the only one of my own slogans I still get a laugh out of.

soloyo on Oct 22 '09 at 1:57pm

rossmat8

If chicago had gotten the olympics.

It could had gotten printed for sure.

kidding aside . It is really good. Already vote for it

frostedlemoncoward on Oct 22 '09 at 11:08pm

Hmm, maybe something like...

I wish math class had taught me how to conquer as well as divide.

73 days later

Gemma. on Jan 04 '10 at 5:39pm

I don't have slogans, but yours are brilliant!! :O

Spam69 on Jan 04 '10 at 6:04pm

Thankyou Gemma - that's very kind indeed. Happy New Year!

rbthatcher on Jan 04 '10 at 6:19pm

AMNESIA! The thought never crossed my mind.

Spam69 on Jan 04 '10 at 6:52pm

Lol - Like that too Reed. Unfortunately I've already voted for it :)

Tikimasters on Jan 04 '10 at 7:05pm

It'd probably be this one"

"My shirt is awesome yeahhhh!"

lol, but for real, probably this one:

Conformity: It's back by popular demand

I'm sure this will probably change throughout the year though.

Retroludo on Jan 04 '10 at 7:10pm

According to Science, I matter.

Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff.

Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck.

My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up.

I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs.

3 days later

dasbox on Jan 08 '10 at 12:37pm

I agree with you, burn the witch slogan is the best =]

Thanks for the kind words on my design!

evan3 on Jan 08 '10 at 12:39pm

When Pencils Fight, It Usually Results In A Draw

2 days later

Spam69 on Jan 11 '10 at 4:01am

Some interesting choices. Dasbox - you're welcome and thanks for taking the time to look at my slogans. evan - up to date with yours but wow those are some great scores you've got there now. Jackanapes - Lol - if that prints I will buy it to wear exclusively at childrens parties.

10 days later

mitchellp on Jan 21 '10 at 7:57am

To be safe, I wouldn't MOON a werewolf.

mitchellp on Jan 21 '10 at 8:00am

Or maybe

Apparently dry cleaners won't clean birthday suits.

6 days later

Spam69 on Jan 27 '10 at 8:35am

mitchell - You've got some great slogans - some of them really made me chortle. LOVE dry cleaners and this one especially:

I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken.

Spam69 on Jan 28 '10 at 3:56am

Thank you Laura - Your comments and help are always welcome.

13 days later

mitchellp on Feb 10 '10 at 9:03pm

Thanks Spam! I'm glad I made you chortle.

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