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Spam69
Spam69 aka David Bennetts is 40.93 years old, has been a member since June 16, 2007, has scored 18,443 submissions, giving an average score of 1.89, helping 239 designs get printed.
I don't what it is about her work but ginetteginette's designs always inspires the poet in me.

There once was a lady from the big city,
Who produced interesting milk from each titty,
Asked why does it flow,
Seven colors in a row,
She replied because it's so darn pretty

leaking lady - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

There once was a young girl from Basseterre,
Who had an arse with the face of a bear,
It had a ferocious appetite for honey,
So she soon ran out of money,
And had to sell her bear arse to the fair

sups buttface - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

My challenge is this: Pick up to two ginetteginette subs to write a limerick about. If ginetteginette herself would like to get involved in this she can pick the winner, otherwise I will. Winner gets a tee of his or her choice.


Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Jul 14 '09 at 4:25pm
you win just for your clever double use of the phrase "bear arse"
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 4:27pm
LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 4:27pm
this is the best contest.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 14 '09 at 4:30pm
jeffreyg - that was fast work my friend.



ginette - would you do me the honor of picking the winner?
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 14 '09 at 4:31pm
Picture drugs do that to people.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 4:35pm
so much responsibility!! i'll try and pick the deserving one.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 14 '09 at 4:41pm
There once was a cat who went pee,

whose litter grew into a tree.

It bore many a kitty,

and they all smelled so shitty,

so the cat walked away all happy.



cat litter blossoms - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 4:46pm
they're all so good.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 14 '09 at 5:06pm
There once was a parade of bears

That were made from cute, round derrieres

Their mum had magic nips

That produced rainbow drips

All in all, they produced lots of stares



bear bums - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 14 '09 at 5:14pm
rainy mourning - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



dear jebus what the hell is going down

poor kids, they huddle sick on the ground

the clouds are sinister with doom weaving glee

they pour a concoction of poison rainbow tea

and serve it cold to those hanging around
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 14 '09 at 5:19pm
Great stuff. Joe's is the most poetic without a doubt.



Loving lemonalle's
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jul 14 '09 at 5:27pm
There once was a woman named Mandy

With a pet snake of pink cotton candy

It crawled out from her minge

And made lots of folks cringe

But for her, it sure came in quite handy



cotton candy snake - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 14 '09 at 7:33pm
That cotton candy sub is really something else. Ginette should have have her own line in kids clothing.
T-Lou
T-Lou on Jul 14 '09 at 7:52pm
ronald ruckus - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



There once was a duck known as Ronald,

who's bowels gave him nothing but trouble.

So he parted his cheeks,

and gave one huge SQUEEK

and shot out a giant green double!
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 14 '09 at 7:57pm
Haha - Lou you're a natural.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 8:03pm




i love all of these limericks like my own children.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jul 14 '09 at 8:11pm
haha
MALES
MALES on Jul 14 '09 at 8:26pm
king cat - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



King Cats head is exploding with drool

so much that it could fill a pool

and with all that color

I would pay top dollar.

THIS DESIGN IS SO FUCKING COOL

avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Jul 14 '09 at 8:39pm
Bending over, a woman's boobs oozed rainbow milk

Her hair hung and swayed like drapes of silk.

Her ass was a bear

For that she didn't care

Because her babies would be of prismatic ilk.



leaking lady - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 14 '09 at 8:46pm
animals on animals - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



down the hill go these stylin dudes

on a unicyle that really moves

she handles like a lucid dream

even stacked up so high it would seem

all the locals just love the nudes



ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 14 '09 at 9:07pm
hahahaha.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 15 '09 at 5:01am
I'm now glad I'm not picking the winner, lol, it's going to be so difficult to decide.
Gar0
   Gar0 on Jul 15 '09 at 5:33am
There once was a cloud full of spite,

other clouds rained with all their might,

to try and put out the cloud man's blues,

by drenching him with wonderful hues,

but that just made him more uptight.



cloud man - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
ArTrOcItY
   ArTrOcItY on Jul 15 '09 at 5:59am
Ronald Ruckus was a big doofus

One day he ate to much couscous

And suddenly all went down

OOOPS OOOOPS!



ronald ruckus - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



I'm not a great poet so my apologies to everyone especially ginette!

taz-pie
taz-pie on Jul 15 '09 at 6:23am
these are GREAt!!
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 15 '09 at 1:32pm
there once was a canadian girl

with rainbows and lasers she'd twirl

bearbutt boobies were done

everyone's hearts were won

even a grouchy guy named merle
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 16 '09 at 4:27pm
Going away for three days to a festival so I thought I would bump this before I go.
T-Lou
T-Lou on Jul 16 '09 at 4:29pm
Have Fun - take your wellies!
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 16 '09 at 4:57pm
The forecast is that it's going to piss down all day tomorrow. Will make putting up the tent fun.
T-Lou
T-Lou on Jul 16 '09 at 4:59pm
Why does it ALWAYS rain at festivals - not matter where they are held?

Good luck with that! :P
6 days later
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 22 '09 at 7:41pm
Had a great time - so much mud you wouldn't believe.



Thought I would give this a last bump and then if there aren't any more entries ginette can decide the winner after the weekend.
T-Lou
T-Lou on Jul 22 '09 at 7:45pm
Welcome back! Hope it was FUN :)
3 days later
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 25 '09 at 9:27pm
Ok ginnette - Don't think there are going to be any more enteries for this. 14 to choose from, pick a winner!
mizuchaud
mizuchaud on Jul 25 '09 at 10:18pm
Well since it was bumped and all, figured I'd give it a go.



There once lived a girl in the city

Who couldn’t get any free titty

She erected a tent in a forest

Full o’ poppies and a whole male chorus

Voila … a full teepee of rigidity



tipi man - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More



I tried.

Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 25 '09 at 10:23pm
I applaud your effort miz :) It's not easy to do actually. Requires quite alot of thought. I have my own favourites here but the honor should be ginnettes.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 25 '09 at 10:32pm
i chose....













































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jack's:



"I once knew a marvelous lass

Who produced streams of thread from her ass.

We were gonna get hitched,

But I fell in a ditch--

She wouldn't lower her butt-rope, alas!"
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 25 '09 at 10:40pm
ginnette has spoken. Good choice. Jacknapes do you have a paypal account? If you do then it maybe easier for you to give me your E-mail address and I can send you the money. You could start a blog with it on and then delete it once I have it if you didn't want it to be widely known. If you would prefer to do it another way that's cool too.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 25 '09 at 11:53pm
Hmmn - ok - yeah $18 - If you can think of another way I can get to you I would be happy to do so but with me living in the U.K it obviously isn't straight forward. Although it's very generous gesture to give it to ginette I think you should have it.



If you don't mind waiting for it then I'll STP you when I next buy a shirt. It might not be soon but I promise I won't forget either. I haven't STP'd anyone before but I'm sure I'll work it out. What do you think?
Spam69
Spam69 on Jul 25 '09 at 11:59pm
Sorted!
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Jul 26 '09 at 12:01am
yayy
T-Lou
T-Lou on Jul 26 '09 at 2:33am
Congrats Jacks!!! Fine choice imho
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