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Spam69
Spam69 aka David Bennetts is 37.44 years old, has been a member since June 16, 2007, has scored 7853 submissions, giving an average score of 1.67.
  Jun 22 '08 by Spam69        19 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on kirtsy   
Just to illustrate what a Dick I am sometimes I wanted to tell you what I did the other day. I was washing up and my wife opened the freezer to find something for dinner. I joined her and started looking through the freezer when my wet hand stuck to the element of the freezer. I when I mean stuck, I mean I couldn't move an inch. It was the same sensation as a burn except that I couldn't move it away. It was like someone holding a cigerette lighter to your hand and keeping it there. Not recommended.

Jon_Snow
Jon_Snow on Jun 22 '08 at 10:41pm
still waiting for the story to get interesting
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on Jun 22 '08 at 10:43pm
sucks to be you
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 10:43pm
Haha - you fucker. Well my hand was amputated. I'm typing this with my nose.
Jon_Snow
Jon_Snow on Jun 22 '08 at 10:43pm
guy's got talent
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 22 '08 at 10:44pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on Jun 22 '08 at 10:45pm
nose? type with your dick. after those floss links you've earned it. now that would be talent
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 10:46pm
Had I had foresight I would have got the wife to take a pic but with all my girly screaming her priorities got skewed.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 22 '08 at 10:47pm
I type with my clitoris.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 10:48pm
Thankyou Mr A - May cause consternation @ work in my job at the typing pool though.
Jon_Snow
Jon_Snow on Jun 22 '08 at 10:48pm
no wonder your grammar is so good
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 10:49pm
Wardrobe - pics or it didn't happen
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on Jun 22 '08 at 10:50pm
aw you'll just put them all to shame spamy
tofurky
tofurky on Jun 22 '08 at 10:54pm
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 10:56pm
I'm kinda afraid to ask what that is.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 22 '08 at 10:57pm
I don't know what that is, tofurky, but when I turn my head to the side, I see Jesus. Or David the Gnome.
tofurky
tofurky on Jun 22 '08 at 10:59pm
Its a hamburger? well thats what the website said.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 11:00pm
I don't see jesus there but I did repeat his name a few times when my hand was stuck to the element.
Spam69
Spam69 on Jun 22 '08 at 11:01pm
MMmm........appetizing
tofurky
tofurky on Jun 22 '08 at 11:19pm
yummy huh?
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