Dont't second-guess yourself. Or do. Actually, don't.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I'll be here all week
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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So cool I drool
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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clean the Earth, its not Uranus!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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keep earth clean, its not uranus
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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support hybrids: eat turducken
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I got the Humpty Dumpty together again
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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The Bible: Adults believing in fairy tales since 300 AD!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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In the 8th day God created beer, and got so drunk he remembers 7
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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The rosary is Mary's way of telling us she loves Mardi Gras
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Holy trinity: Buy one, get two free!
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Read fast, shirt comes off randomly
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus saves!... he shops at Walmart
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Freud controls my sex life
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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When I say Pavlov, does it ring a bell?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Fast food: Making people slower since 1920
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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I took only a month in a puzzle that said 5+ years
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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(with Jesus on the background) I bet my dad can beat up your dad!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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My birth certificate expired
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone can have their opinion, Its just that yours is stupid
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Unlike any other bad guy, I win in the end
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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If I don't remember it, it didn't happen
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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My siamese twin is half retarded
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Mobsters have more class
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I work for the boogeyman
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Im for sale in the black market
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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I wake up in the evening
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Before I speak, I have something important to say
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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I'd rather you weren't a redneck
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Blessed excrement!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Act as if this text was my American pin
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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when I was your age, I was smoking pot and having kids
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Fight sexism, pee standing up!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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You're not seeing double. We ARE twins.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Join the freckles
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not drunk. I'm just tired of an entire night of drinking
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I travel with Carmen Sandiego
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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I'm why Waldo is hiding
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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I've got Greece on my shirt
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Escuse me Ma'am, but your baby invited me to dinner.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Milk is only as good as its container
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I'd throw up for bulimia
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I puke bulimia
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Gigedy gigedy
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Stop women's suffraging in America!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not crippled. The wheelchair is because I'm fat.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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you are boring
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Thank you! You just made this day even worse than what it was.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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This is definitely the worst day in my life.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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All the voices in my head agree: I am not schizofrenic.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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The voices in my head hate you.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I can see your lips moving but I'm not listening.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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La la la la la !! Not listening
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Caution: Spoiled Brat
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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Shut up. I'm not a brat.
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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I'm not a brat
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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Don't mind the laughter. Its probably your face.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Don't get angry if I point and laugh
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not Mr. Right but I'll sleep with you until he gets here!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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tengo hambre
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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It's all fun until someone loses an eye... then it's hilarious!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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My belly button reboots me
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I drink rum like a pirate
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus is coming. At three everyone yell Surprise!
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Around like a doughnut
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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Die, I enjoy black humor
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I don't give credit
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Changeable morals
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Mentally unbalanced. (the right side is bigger)
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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vol. 1
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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It's in your head!
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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In my mind I'm killing you
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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conceived under pressure
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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by product of the 80's
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I religiously study science
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I make up intelligent design theories
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I have faith in atheism
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I had one of those headaches with images... you know... an idea!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I still use diapers
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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I still wear training pants
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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regurgitating makes me puke
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I am an angel. The horns just keep the halo straight.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I sharpen Death's scythe
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Beer! helping ugly people get laid since 1943
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Tequila! have you hugged your toilet today?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Beer! helping white guys dance since 1954
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I beat Bush on the SAT
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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my god is on break
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I love kids jumping and yelling, they don't know I'm using blanks
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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enjoy your day until someone ruins it
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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feel free to copy me
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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backpacker
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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amateur bullfighter
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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roadtripper
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I afterparty
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I only drink on days that end in 'y'
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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abre los ojos
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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passive disobediance
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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it's not pink! it's salmon
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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by soccer you mean football!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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amateur voyeurist
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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i do sudoku
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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you can't spell my name
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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you can't pronounce my name
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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bite size!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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better crazy than boring
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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apathy: too much work
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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camouflaged genius
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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action - reaction
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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when very angry, swear
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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streaker's club
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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skinny dipping club
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Winning isn't important, but making the rest lose
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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smile, you're on hidden cam!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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It's what's inside that counts: the brain
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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same crap, different flies
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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diarrhea: faster than the speed of light
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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blind driveway
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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i'm on adderall
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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you gotta be kiddin
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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me? sarcastic? no!
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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G-spotter
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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i'm nude inside
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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you don't have big bones, you're fat
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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i'm not fat, i have big bones
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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you're chubby
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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brought to you by: capitalism
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Objects in shirt are closer than they appear.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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It's not easy being skeazy
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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hasanyoneseenmyspacebar?
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Reading this took five seconds of your life.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I'm sorry you are part of the gene pool.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, I do have spare change, thanks for asking.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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The last one is the father.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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There are no ugly women, just not enough vodka
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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2nd place is the first looser.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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5 out of 10 people... are half of them.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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My dog ate my homework.
of 60 votes, 3% like it
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... loading...
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I'm on Wikipedia
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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The voices in my head hablan español
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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Is it a déjà vu or did I already say SHUT UP!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Bissness Mayjor
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I never finish my
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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{insert witty comment}
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I only know that I know nothing (but I studied a lot)
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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