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of 8 votes, 13% like it
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33° Master Mason Illuminati Dragon Knight of the Templars of
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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33° Master Mason Illuminati Dragon Knight Templar Donkey Dude
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Assymetry:
Beauty is in the dominant eye of the beholder.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Asymetry is beauty in the dominant eye of the beholder.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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B ballin' Barry the Bomber building B Ball court called Oballma
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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bacon vs. chocolate
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Barry the bomber vs. Richard the bowler
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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beat poet road trip to the desert
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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BFF: Burnt French Fry
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Breadless! Dude no more!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Breadless! Nude for sure!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Breadless! T-shirts from your local dumpster!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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cannabis canvas cannibals
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Carter Regan Bush Clinton Clinton Bush Obama Paul Paul Paul Paul
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Change that guy.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Church of Rock & Roll
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Damn Gina! I love you baby girl!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Dick Assman: The Anal Assassin
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Don't faze me yo
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't green wash me!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't haze me dro
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't phase me ho!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't taze me po!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Donkey Barracuda Antelope Giraffe
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Donkey Donkey Sauce. I got that Donkey Sauce for Rupert Murdoch!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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donkey punching my life away
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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egg nog and brandy:
Holiday's Finest
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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egg nog:
A warm hug for the holiday!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Electrician Magician
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Every time a bell rings, a deep fryer get it's chicken wings
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Every time a bell rings, a deep fryer gets it's wings
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Everytime a bell rings, a fryer gets it's chicken wings.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Fashion Peace Vanity Couture
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Frank Zappa, you're my only friend!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Frank Zappa, your my only friend!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Free market fashion
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Gas in my belly on a journey to the new world
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Global Warming is just another excuse for an Ice Age!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Green wash this!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I am the apex of the pyramid
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I blow up bathrooms everyday like clockwork brown
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I can hear your heart, I can see your face. A kiss touches both.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I pack it up like BURP BURP
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I voted for Ron Paul. He predicted the crash. He knows economics.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I will never wash this again.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I will never wash this!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I won the game!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'd wear it or Um, stupid: Making or breaking dreams everyday!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'd wear it or Um, stupid: Tough decision for mindless dronebots!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a bankster! Gimme your bailout money son!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I'm above the law. They call me section number.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm above the law. They call me Tron.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm ILL to the tenth °
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm ill.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm ill. No seriously I'm really sick. I think I'm dying.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the big man on campus. I need a little lady to make babies.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm with that 1
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Illuminati Wannabe
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Illuminati World Domination Schemes:
Keeping it real since 1776!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Information destruction man is blowing up the bathroom!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I\'m with that One
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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K Skeeter every time the buzzer rings, that fryer gets it's wings
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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K Zuzu, every time that bell rings, that fryer gets it's wings
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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killilluminati
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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King of convience wants a late night cookie feast!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Late night slogan magic: The stuff that dreams are made of!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Life's full of surprises:
Bastards and Birthdays!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Life's full of surprises: babies and birthdays!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Lights and Music on my mind
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Mandatory work vacations are like
mini firings
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Mother Faulkner I'm ILL!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Mother pho king Faulkner!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My step mom's step mom: 2 step grandma
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Never eva eva ever ever ever?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Never let good food go bad!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Nixon Bowling League vs. Obama Basketball Association
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Now Angel, every time that bell rings, that fryer gets it's wings
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Now Billy, every time that bell rings, that fryer gets it's wings
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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nth°
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Ok Billy now every time the bell rings that fryer gets it's wings
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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One way ticket to paradise. Oh yeah, paradise baby girl.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Party like it's Pho King 1999!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pho King
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pho King 1981
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Pho King Awesome Dude!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pho King Crazy!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Poker Donkey Shark Fish
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Pop, lock, and drop it. I'm serious. Pop, lock, and drop it.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Randy the red mask anacharist had a very shiny Molotov Cocktail
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Randy the Red scarf anarchist had a very shiny moltof cocktail
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Regan Bush Clinton Bush Clinton
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Reverend of the Church of Rock n' Roll Established Niles, CA 1979
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Rock tumblers and the smell of old carpet: Grandma's house 1985
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sass Blaster
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Secretary of the Interior of the Republic of Your Mom
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Shape shifting is for reptilians!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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skulls & bones (in old english 72 font in red on dark gray sh
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans for World Peas!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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smell me
here
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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So the donkeys rode into the sunset, glistening like donkey fur.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Spaceships are like American Dreams:
They're outta sight!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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stripes & solids
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Super stinky, super stickey, and super high chronic weed son.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Tesla's Illuminati Earthquake Machine vs. Ninja Assassins! Go!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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That'll do donkey. That'll do.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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That'll do lipstick. That'll do.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The Church o' Rock n' Roll
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The Church of Rock n Roll Established 1979 Niles, CA
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The neuropsychopharmacologist knows how drugs affect your brain.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The past is not dead. It's not even past. -William Faulkner
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The true meaning of Christmas is giving. Threadless Type Tees!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Top Donk
Slam Dunkin' Donkeys for the game! Donkey dunk!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Tronson Swanson will let you whisper the secrets of the universe!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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TV shirt: Bringing back the v neck!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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unsuck the world
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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V necks only work with chest hair and sweat.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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V shirt
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Vino. Mota. Cafe.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Vote this now if u want Threadless to change it's type-t format!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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We are your friends,
you will never be alone again, so COME ON!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Who goes to 5 year reunions? Losers. The losers that are winning.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Yo quiero comer! Comer! Comer! Manzanas y Bananos!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You know I'm the best! I'm not positive, I'm definite.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You!
You! You! You! You!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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