If you are reading this, my invisibility shirt is broken.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Linonophobia:
The fear of strings
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Great minds think a lot like me.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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(on abs)
Ha! I caught you staring at my abs!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I am SO not in denial!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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You're the accusatory one!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Chuck Norris is cooler than your mom.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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How many times must I say that neither of me is schizophrenic!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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If you don't like it, shut up!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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aurum es potesta
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Stupiditas es potesta! (( thats 'stupidity is power' in Latin))
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I've got serious problems!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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In case of confusion, slap face.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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If you can't read this, you're probably blind!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Pillage, then burn, 'cause carrying a burning sofa's never fun!
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Remember kids: Theres no 'we' in team!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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tough guys wear pink (on blue)
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Support the red campaign for color-blindness (on lime green tee)
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not dumb, my I.Q. got so high the score got set back to zero.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I can levitate, just not when you're looking.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt is invisible when no-one else is looking.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'm invisible when no-one else is looking.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Donchutalktame!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not tone deaf, it's just that everybody else is.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not dumb, I'm just different.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not dumb, I'm just different than everybody else.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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you have to be an idiot to wear a shirt like this. <--italics
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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You have to be an idiot to wear a shirt like[i] this[i/].
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Only weirdos wear shirts.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Only intelligent people can understand this shirt.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Your just jealous 'cause the little voices only talk to me.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I R 73h L33720r5
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I dno't hvae dlysxeia!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I suporpt the Dylescix Armeicna Fndu.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I abbrv. -iate
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Triangles are for squares.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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H4krs r0(kz0r!!!!1!1!!one!!!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Hail our insect overlords!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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i use tiny words
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I utilize enormous vocabularic pronouncements.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Unordinary pronuncements befuddle dimwitted conciousnesses
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Stupidity. It's the new style.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Geeks unite!!!1!!!one!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Got puke?
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Vomit. It's what's for dinner.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Anybody who's everybody is schizophrenic.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Life, Death. It's all the same to vampires.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Life, Death. It's all the same to zombies.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Onlee Idiotts mispel werds.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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What's ignorance?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I STRONGLY dislike you.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Quis Boni Latin?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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If it isn't French, Napoleon cares not.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Si est non latin , is non res.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt can only be seen by idiots.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt is the by-product of a severe quantum disruption.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Dlyxseics Untie!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I do nto hvae dyesxlia!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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!sdrawkcab klat t'nod I
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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This T-shirt's a figment of your imagination.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I never repeat myself. I never repeat myself. I never repeat...
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Eet mor brayns!
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Eet mor humen!
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Well, screw this!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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(damsel in distress)
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Spandex - I'ts not just for superheroes anymore!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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333... I'm only half-evil.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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You lost the game.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Only idiots read what's written on T-shirts.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I only wear this shirt when I'm in the company of idiots.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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If I'm still wearing this shirt, then I wore it yesterday.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Your inner child is a communist.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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My invisible unicorn just impaled yours.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Wonderbread!
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Threadless - Nude No More
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Human - The OTHER other white meat.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Ok, I'm paranoid, but that doesn't mean they aren't following me.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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This T-shirt is cool.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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TMBG
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Black T-shirt, +5 intellect
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Hail to our insect overlords for this glorious day!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Forget what Jesus would do, what would YOU do?
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Commit random senseless acts.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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There's no 'we' in team either.
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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I do NOT like Mondays!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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It's like hanukkah all over again!
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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I'm pink, therefore, I'm spam.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I don't haf a wisthhp
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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If seeing is believing, I have no forehead.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Silence, fool!
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the vulture nest!
of 62 votes, 3% like it
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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the rat hole!
of 62 votes, 2% like it
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Vanity - It's the new fashion.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the decaying pile of fish!
of 62 votes, 2% like it
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Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the box!
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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It's like christmas all over again!
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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Circles are for squares!
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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The Battlestar Galactica says: "Frack you!"
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Freakin' Armadillos.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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G.W.B. - George W. Bush or Genocidal Wackjob Bureaucrat?
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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This quote won't ever be put on a T-shirt.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I'm only hanging out here because I'm stuck on your filthy planet
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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No, you're not my friend, but my parents make me pretend.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Use common sense.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow?
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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giraffes are cooler than you are.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah, well, I get that a lot.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Shuttup! I'm speaking with my inner decrepit giraffe.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Smurf you, you smurfing smurf hole!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Pirates are from mars.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I feel rejected.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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the Borg loves me
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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WWJB (What Would Jesus Burn?)
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a figment of your imagination.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Visualize Whirled Peas!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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w00t!!!!1!!one!!
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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I is'nt badd at speling and gramars!
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm not a schizophrenic!
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Oh mike odd!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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This is SUCH a cool shirt, huh?
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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Dude, stop staring at my shirt! Seriously! Stop staring! STOP!
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Om eye god!
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Choices - a) yes. b) no. c) screw you.
of 66 votes, 2% like it
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This is my half-ass attempt at making a cool T-shirt
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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This tee shirt is cooler than you are.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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My imaginary friend just beat up your imaginary friend!
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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My guardian angel just knocked your guardian angel out cold!
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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UBr G33k 4nd Pr0U[)!!!!1!!!one!!1!!!!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Just because I'm not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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T.V. doas'nt mayk yoo stoupid
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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You wanna bet pretend money?
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Why are you staring at my shirt?
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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I is the bestfull at speling and gramars.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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