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CBear5
aka Tom Fuller is a 22.84 year old boy, has been a member since June 14, 2007, has scored 2,558 submissions, giving an average score of 2.27, helping 36 designs get printed.
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Caution: Wearer Just Drank Too Much Coffee.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I swallowed the Blue Pill.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Rain or Shine, And Most of The Time, I Love To Rhyme.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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In all the shirts, in all the world, you had to look at mine.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Hint: Likes Puppies
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Zombie Tip #15: RUN!
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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I'm Not Drunk. This Is Just How I Look When I Drink.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Run! The hockey mask is just for show.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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This isn't a shirt. It's body paint.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I'll photoshop myself into your pictures.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Roses are red. Violets Are Blue. This poem is stupid.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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My Superpower is not caring what you think.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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This isn't a fake tan. My Mom was half Oompa Loompa.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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(Front) Red Light! (Back) Green Light!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Zombie Tip #71: Aim for the head.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not pretentious. I just think I'm better than you.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Zombie Tip #9: Always have a Zombie Plan.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Lets not fight fire with fire. It just makes stuff burn quicker.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists suck.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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If I'm running theres probably a huge monster destroying the city
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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Zombie Tip #9: Feed a friend to a zombie horde to distract them!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Helpful Tip #38: Don't die. Avoid this by breathing
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I paid fr ths by th lettr.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Can pacifists still enjoy Thumb War?
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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If I'm running, there is probably a giant monster chasing me.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Any situation can be solved with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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This has distracted you long enough for me to steal your cupcake.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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(Placement: Over Heart) You break it you buy it.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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You heard the man. She's in another castle.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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I'm sorry, but you must answer me in the form of a question.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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My hugs are like magic.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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I'm afraid of the dark! (Glow ink) Help me!!!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'm invisible! How can you see me?!
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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A Battle of the Bands should be fought with swords.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Don't run! The chainsaw is only for show.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I'm lazy. I'll finish this lat...
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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ADD (Noun): Disorder Mainly Characterized By...Hey Look A Bunny!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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No, I Don't Enjoy Clever T-Shrits.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Horror Movies: Keeping Our Stupid Teen Population In Check.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Zombies are like puppies. If puppies liked brains.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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My Mother Didn't Love Me. But Your Mom Does.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Now Accepting Applications For Boyfriends
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Now Accepting Applications For Girlfriends
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Hippies: Nature's Little Helpers
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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And God Said...Let There Be Me. And So It Was. And It Was Good.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Sarcasm Included.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
$700 And A F**k Load Of Cheese.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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(Placement: On Heart) Fragile: Handle With Care.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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+4 Shirt Of Sarcasm
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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.tuo-edisni t'nsi trihs siht
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Ahhhh! The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Apples can always smash through Windows.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Artist: Just add canvas.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Artist: Just add oil and canvas.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Artist: Just add paint.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Beerious: (adj): Being honest/serious whilst consuming beer.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Blacker Then The Blackest Black Times Infinty
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Booze: Getting You Laid Since The Dawn Of Time
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Bunnies are nature's nymphomaniacs.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Candy It Tastes Like Chicken. If Chicken Were A Candy.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Caution: Hugs Given At Random
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Dancing: Where Robots and Monkeys can come together.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Do You Want To Be The Big Spoon Or The Little Spoon?
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Don't ask me. I just got here.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Don't mind me. I was just leaving.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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DON'T READ ME!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Ellipsis......build suspense.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Enron for you
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Form Of A Bucket Of Water!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Give me your money. No wait. Give me your body instead.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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God Loves You! But God Loves Everyone, So It's Not That Special.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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God was drunk when he made the platypus.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Guitar Hero > Ukelele Hero
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Hey you. Let's get married.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hey! I'm up here, thank you!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Hippies take their coffee green.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Honestly? Yes, They Do Make You Look Fat.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Hugs are my way of saying hello!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I fed the monkey on my back a banana. (On back): Back in 15 mins.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I fed the monkey on my back a banana. He'll be back in 5 minutes.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I love you...kinda.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I survived the Zombie Apocalypse and all I got was this T-shirt.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Think, Therefore I Drink.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I Will Break You.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather have Jobs than be locked out of the Gates.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'd survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Would you?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm prone to daydreaming.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm using my Jedi Mind Trick on you right now.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I've been programmed to rock, but not roll.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I've been programmed to rock, but not to roll.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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If Crying Worked, My Family Would Still Be Alive.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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If Crying Worked, My Good Twin Would Still Be Alive.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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If I'm running,theres probably a giantMonster destroying the city
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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If we waited for the world to change, nothing would ever get done
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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If wearer is a Zombie: Aim for the head.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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In my past life I was the court jester.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It Looks Like I'm Smugglin Raisins.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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It Looks Like You're Smugglin Raisins.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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It's Not You. It's Me.....Ok, That's A Lie. You Just Suck.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus Loves The Little Children...I Just Love Your Mom.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Jesus saves lives. But I'm right here baby.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Jumping: Humanity' s way of flying. Only 1 foot off the ground.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Jumping: Humanity' s way of flying. Only 1 foot off the ground.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Jumping: Humanity' s way of flying. Only 1 foot off the ground.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Killer clowns? Or Misunderstood clowns?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Kinves: Good for food and stabbings.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Kittens In A Blender. Get That Image Out Of Your Head.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Kittens love me. Won't you?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Kryptonite? Try cookies! Yum.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Ladies....I'm single!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Licensed Heterosexual.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Macs Are A Designer's Best Friend.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My ass. Your lips. They should meet.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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My D&D Dice says you're a Natural 20.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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My heart beats for you...and you...and you too.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My iPod can kick your iPod's ass!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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My Mom Was Half Oompa Loompa.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My Name is __________!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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My Name is __________! Lets Make Out.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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My source of power is this T-Shirt.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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My Superpower Is Not Giving A Crap.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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No, I Don't Enjoy Clever T-Shirts.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Offical "Rock, Paper, Sicssors" Champion.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Official Zombie Apocalypse Survivor
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Official Zombie Fodder.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Pennies: About as useless as a hundredth of a dollar.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Pennies: About as useless as a hundreth of a dollar.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Phase 1: Clever T-Shirt. Phase 2: WORLD DOMINATION!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Run! A Psycho Killer Is On The Loose And Looks Exactly Like Me!
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Run! A Psycho Killer Is On The Loose And Wearing A Funny T-Shirt!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Shirt of +8 Radness
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Shotgun Weddings: Like regular weddings, but with more ammunition
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Side Effects of Me Include: Giddiness, Blushing & Beating He
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Side Effects Of Me Include: Giddiness, Blushing, & Beating He
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Sign here if you like awesome t-shirts: ___________________
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Silly Rabbit...Happiness is for normal people.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Stage Diving: Olympic Sport Of The Future
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This has distracted you long enough for me steal your cupcake.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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This is the way uh huh uh huh I like it.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This isn't a fake tan. I'm an Oompa Loompa.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt counts as a permanent "shotgun" call.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Used In Videogames: Crowbars/Wrenches. Next up: Whiffle Ball Bats
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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WARNING: I give amazing hugs.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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WARNING: I give cooties.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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WARNING: I hug at random.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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WARNING: Prone to daydreaming.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You + Me = Love. You + Me + Herpes= Awkward Conversation.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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You broke my heart. Good thing I have a spare in my backpack.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You looked at my T-Shirt! Phase 1 Complete. Phase 2: Talk to you.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You think this shirt is awesome? Wait till you meet me.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You're A Natural 20.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You're killing me softly with your song.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Zombies: Human Garbage Disposals
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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My gallery photos
All about me
Cooking.
Medicine.
Graphic Design.
The Perverbial Mystery That Is Called Female.
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