amy.bond
amy.bond aka Amy is a 19.82 year old girl, has been a member since June 12, 2007, has scored 130 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.
  Jun 27 '07 by amy.bond        6 Comments        Watch this
When I went out to eat last night, I was wearing this shirt and this middle-aged guy comes up to me and says, "Uhh...I totally cannot read your shirt at all...I mean I uhhh, I have uhh, no concept of colors at all...so colorblind..." while he didn't even try to hide the fact he was ogling my chest hardcore.

And it didn't help that my friends would stare at my boobies for the rest of the evening and stammer about how colorblind they were.

Maybe he really was colorblind. I'll never know. He did slip his phone number down on the table, though. I could always call and ask.

Hah. Right.

squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 27 '07 at 9:50am
Ewww!
timadd
timadd on Jun 27 '07 at 9:50am
Yea I'm SURE he was colourblind... if he was he wouldn't have gotten it. maybe he'd be like, "that wonderful dotty circle on your chest, I mean tee, is very nice". But he wouldn't mention colour.
10 days later
binrik
binrik on Jul 07 '07 at 3:46pm
If the man was really colorblind, would he been able to talk about reading? I mean, the man would be oblivious about there being any text. :)
fuaijie
fuaijie on Jul 07 '07 at 3:50pm
haha. i had some guys staring at my chest when i wore the meat is murder shirt o.0 i was thinking "its only 7 words doesnt take that long to read!"
38 days later
smellygrrl
smellygrrl on Aug 14 '07 at 4:15pm
@amy.bond - 2 things:

this is a standard colorblindness test, so if he were really colorblind, he probably recognizes those dots even if he can't read them

but yah, the guy prolly just wanted to eyeball yr chesties

125 days later
ghostlylemon
ghostlylemon on Dec 17 '07 at 9:13pm
colorblind people don't have "no concept of color"
they just can't distinguish between green and red, or at least, in the most common form, that is the case.
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