Nobody ever does...until they do.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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What's a Snookie?
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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You're gonna need to take a step back
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Everyone wants to know: How do you do it?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Imagination
Shirt
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I get it, I get it:
You're Fat.
(Now Shut Up!)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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He's never leaving his wife.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Creator Of All Things
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Not the Greatest Person in The World (if you know what I mean.)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My Parents never had "That Talk" with Me.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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(laughing hysterically inside)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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If I was a tiger I'd eat you.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Adwhore
will wear your corporate swag for free!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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art czar
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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JRUNK
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I wanted to google her before it became a technological term
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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kinder, gentler
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Keggers or Preggers
I LIKE BELLIES
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Last night, I dreamt that I was awake and, "Ta-Da":
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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OMG
Stop Staring at Me
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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look at me with a straight face and tell me you're not gay.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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maybe is always possible
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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all moms love me
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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cool
nerd
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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antagonist at large
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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inactivist
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I liked it better when we were apolitical
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I liked you better when you were apolitical
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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JACK OF ALL TRADES
(master of none)
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Lets erect something
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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LABOR DAY IS EVERY DAY
BACK TO WORK
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've got my pointy shoes on and I'm ready to kick some a##.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My inability to understand is genetic
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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And why would I "friend" you?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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A fight not enjoyed is a fight not enjoyed.
(Ted Kennedy)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Feel like your life is going nowhere?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My real friends are on the internet
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Something is Competitive with Nothing
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Extremely Normal
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Maximum Mediocrity
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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endangered species
(must procreate for the sake of humanity)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I only shave when I do porn
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Ask me about my Junk
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why don't you go back to your home on JERK ISLAND
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Irk
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I prefer water boarding over decapitation
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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motivational speaker (for hire)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I was drinking way more than I should and I knew it
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this it's too late.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Not if you were the last person on Earth
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Employee of the Month.
October 1989.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'll be very, very gentle this time.
I promise.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Champagne?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Cunning Linguist seeks Muse.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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DUPER
(now available in
SUPER duper!)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Life is Goo!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Sharks LOVE Vegetarians.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Margaritas and Giant Women
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Love For $ale
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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God Bless Atheists!
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Keys.
Wallet.
Phone.
Pants?
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I tried to keep it real.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Urked
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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