all of the following were first written on paper;

1. the fire i am watching is super entertaining

2. i suppose that goes for most fires though

3. the beach is swell

4. that is an excellent pun

5. i suppose that goes for most puns though

6. it would be cool to live in the 40's

7. except for WWII, racism, and lack of threadless

8. roman numerals rule

9. can a question be an observation?

10. i don't think so

11. how did someone come up with the etch-a-sketch?

12. stunner shades are always excellent

13. what does the word schpeal mean?

14. sleeping between meals is healthy

15. and awesome

16. canada really has one of the more odd flag choices

17. car alarms are terrible, terrible things

18. besides when they keep one's car from being burgled

19. i enjoy working in the word burgle as often as possible

20. swings are the definition of fun for all ages

21. the beard is making a wondrous comeback

22. how was the word shovel come up with?

23. french would be an interesting language to study

24. i'd like a cliched summer;
one of bike rides, a summer job, camping, climbing trees, picking berries, grandparents, swimming in rivers, girls, movies, and naps beneath apple trees between meals

25. making shadow animals with your hands is swell

26. the number 7, and all multiples of it, seem to have a negative connotation

27. it could be because 7 ate 9

28. fire is not red

29. and lightening is not yellow

30. but i'm debating whether water is blue or not

31. reblechon is a type of cheese and an excellent codename

32. meerkat manor is captivating whether under the influence or not

33. the same goes for the entire animal planet channel

34. writing on a damp sheet of notebook paper by fire light is tough

35. blended families suck and are unnatural

36. pine cones look like miniature pine trees

37. and pineapples

38. the spork should be taken from the un-classy realm of cafeteria dining and be integrated into fine china sets worldwide

39. i wouldn't say that flashlights flash, but they definitely light

40. where did the word noodle come from?

41. i ponder a lot about word origins

42. isn't that called nomenclature?

43. maybe

44. moths are dumb

45. those who claim to "not care what others think" hope to be noticed for their apparent lack of being self conscious

46. lightweight, rain proof omni-tech jackets are swell

47. does omni-tech mean anything?

48. soulja boy is everything that is wrong with pop culture

49. i hate pastafarianism

50. but i love past and rastafari

51. it doesn't seem cold enough to see my own breath, but i can

52. i suppose aquafina and dasani charge us for all the extra ingredients they don't put in their beverage

53. highlighter colored clothing is swell

54. how are towels made?

55. jones is my favorite soda

56. and sea is my favorite food

57. i enjoy structuring sentences like the ones above

58. i heart butterscotch rice crispy treats

59. maybe white chocolate flavored would be good

60. i want to listen to some music

61. but my ipod's broke

things i'm thinking about now:

1. professional basketball should be played with short shorts again

2. whats so great about granite counter tops versus other types of counter tops?

3. where does the name milk come from?

4. very few people will read this

5. why am i typing then?

6. whatever

7. frozen pizza is pretty swell

8. the word "swell" should be used more often

9. would the internet have been invented if they knew it'd be used for tons of porn?

10. probably

11. they had to have been lonely nerds to have invented the internet in the first place

12. would the internet have been invented solely for porn?

13. that'd be depressing

14. everything my step-mother does, is in one way or another obnoxious

15. a majority of my favorite shirts are from this site

16. i could post a blog about a grand ideal that i have and that anybody who disagrees with me is an idiot

17. or about how society sucks and blah blah blah blah

18. then i'll get into an internet argument with people i've never met

19. that'll be my next blog, as a test to see if it'll really happen

20. there's a big bag of pistachio nuts in my kitchen

21. i'm not even tired

22. i spend too much time making lists

23. and worrying

24. coca-cola makes me feel good

25. my house is sort of cliched

26. i'm trying too hard to think of things to add to this basically irrelevant list

27. i wonder if anybody will read this at all

28. should that sentence above have had a question mark on the end?

29. it'd have been cool if i had ended on 23

30. like that weird movie

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