things i'm thinking about now:

1. professional basketball should be played with short shorts again

2. whats so great about granite counter tops versus other types of counter tops?

3. where does the name milk come from?

4. very few people will read this

5. why am i typing then?

6. whatever

7. frozen pizza is pretty swell

8. the word "swell" should be used more often

9. would the internet have been invented if they knew it'd be used for tons of porn?

10. probably

11. they had to have been lonely nerds to have invented the internet in the first place

12. would the internet have been invented solely for porn?

13. that'd be depressing

14. everything my step-mother does, is in one way or another obnoxious

15. a majority of my favorite shirts are from this site

16. i could post a blog about a grand ideal that i have and that anybody who disagrees with me is an idiot

17. or about how society sucks and blah blah blah blah

18. then i'll get into an internet argument with people i've never met

19. that'll be my next blog, as a test to see if it'll really happen

20. there's a big bag of pistachio nuts in my kitchen

21. i'm not even tired

22. i spend too much time making lists

23. and worrying

24. coca-cola makes me feel good

25. my house is sort of cliched

26. i'm trying too hard to think of things to add to this basically irrelevant list

27. i wonder if anybody will read this at all

28. should that sentence above have had a question mark on the end?

29. it'd have been cool if i had ended on 23

30. like that weird movie