I'm the sort of person who thinks 11 is early bedtime and 9 is a late morning. I like palindromes, puns, and alliteration. I think advanced wordplay's just as fun as penis jokes, and I can be immature. My favorite shows are about superheroes and cranky M.D.s. Chocolate chips are better than coffee. Fanfiction is better than spinoffs. LiveJournal is better than MySpace. Batman is better than Superman. Macs are better than PCs. Anything is better than sitting around here reading my profile instead of doing something interesting. Go!