G'day bitches, I was thinking of buying a tshirt or two today, hook me up with yout street team points from your purchase today and I'll do the same.

to bring u this little ditty

flying to it's death none the less.


That's like 3 weeks in a row a rabbit makes it on a design! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their the new Panda (Hey that was printed this week too!) and Octopuses of threadless! Let's put them on shirts til we are sick of em!

Wait wait wait...


2 of those 3 the rabbits are going to get axed, and I aint talking bout a question, I'm talking bout deathed. :( :( :(

I hate this because I have a little bunny lol, and even though I am a fun guy, and not so "PC", I would never buy these shirts because I lovez em tooo much.

SO DEAR THREADLESS AND DEAR ARTISTS... use another cutesy animal besides a rabbit next week. Maybe like a muskox or some shit.

Things my Nerd Alert sensors are indicating to my nerd alert terminal...


- COOOOOOOOOOOL SHIRT DUDE BEEE BOOOP
- LOL @ THE KID SHIRT WITH BITCH ON IT
- IS A HENCHMAN OR A BITCH HENCHWOMAN A SUPERVILLIAN OR A HENCHMAN? PERPLEXING BEEE OOPP

- SHITTY COLOR COMBO OVERLOAD OVERLOAD ERROR
- GREAT ILLUSTRATIONS MUST HAVE BEEN ROBOT MADE
- WTH IS AN EVIL NINJA (OXYMORON)
- WHY ARE BARBARIANS SUPERVILLIANS NARRRR HELLO GHENGIS KHAN WAS A MONGOLOID NOT A VILLIAN, RACISTS
- ALL ROBOTS ARE PURE AND GOOD AS PER ROBOT LAW

When I look at this interesting design by the infamous Chow Hon Lam, I can only think of one thing in this entire universe. It isn't a dragon, or my favourite chinese restraunt (because for some reason we don't have those snazzy boxes here in Canada) it's actually my friend David's dad.

Wierd eh? Well hold your comments until I inform you of the only thing I have ever heard from this man's mouth, and I will do that as soon as I paint for you a portrait of Mr. Wong... Picture a skinny Chinese man... give him a snear, and glaring eyes, now give him ultra straight hair with a little alfalfa on the back, and then picture him never saying a word of english to you for the 9 years you knew his son (your friend ) and then imagine walking into your friends house to see David's younger brother Kyle sitting at the table having lunch next to his dad (Papa Wong) and all of a sudden as you pass him and say your greeting only to get a grunt you hear a... "DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FUCKING FOOD" in the thickest chinese accent ever.

For years we have bugged David about this... and whenever we see David anywhere near any morsel of food we repeat the only words his father has ever said to our ears... DONT PLAY WITH YOUR FUCKING FOOD.


Thank you Mr. Chow Hon Lam, for immortalizing the funniest inside phrase around, and if I ever buy this shirt (the if is there because it is selling out fast) I will surely etch these words into some portion of the shirt... not to dishonor or disrespect your work, but to forever remind me that one should never be imaginitve and playful around food, no mashed potato volcanos, no pea people, no nothing or else a skinny chinese man will scream these 6 words into my ear...


DONT
FUCKING
PRAY
WIF
YO
FOO

WebMD classifies the act of damaging your cerebral cortex with a myriad of coloured wax crayons as "Homer Simpson Disease" after he immortalized the condition in a "Simpsons" episode.

Currently there are 90 known cases of Homer Simpson disease, all of the cases have resulted in non-fatalities allthough as stated in many medical journals a loss of intelligence can be attributed to such a disease aswell as inability to dicipher the difference between Poop and Pee (debillitating).

For the non lamens...

Homer Simpson disease is a condition in which nerve cells in the brain die after being exposed to majenta and beige etc, making it difficult for the brain's signals to be transmitted properly. Symptoms may be hard to distinguish early on (especially since retarded people are usually the only ones to do this). A person with Homer Simpson disease has problems with memory, judgment, and thinking, which makes it hard for the person to work or take part in day-to-day life. The death of the nerve cells occurs gradually over a period of years and can take you from Einstein to Maltzmania (cerebral death).

The first thing I think of when looking at this Chow Hon Lam design is my friend Rob. Now Rob isn't an aristocrat, allthough he has seen the movie, but he is a conspiracy theorist.

Rob always has the craziest/funniest things I have ever heard, and no matter what he spews out of his mouth I always have an ounce of belief in his theories, not because I believe in the crazy evil scaryness of the world, but because I believe in Rob.

Rob once told me a theory he had that the bird flu was a new pandemic that would effectivley eliminate the poor and make those fat cat aristrocrats even fatter, he told me that the bird flu wasn't actually natural, and that it was effectivley designed by a university in Egypt, designed to eliminate vermin and scorpians but had human applications and could be used to kill the poor. "OH ROB." I said brushing off such allegations... but that night... I actually thought it was plausible, and for a second I believed Rob's conspiracy theory.

I would like to thank Chow Hon Lam for immortalizing Rob's infamous theory (that was actually published on the wired magazine website, and a few other websites) and forever reminding me of the great stories from a nice guy about the evil clandestine world we live in.

Thank you Feishu

Tis the season...


and to commemerate said season... share with the threadless community your favourite Winter Holiday design.

To start things off... I'll share my "Gift Rappers" design (I totally think I got screwed with the scoring but the people have spoken, I still like it though)




Share your favourites, and Happy Holidays.

Yes.


Because it has the statue of a man on it. (Notice how the model has to use a muscke man's stance to be able to wear this shirt, I am just saying)



I would buy this shirt just to work out my pecs and get buck.

When I look at this design by one Emery Greer the first thing I think about is dirty dishes, no not cereal, not soup, not even cfl football (the best kind), dirty dishes.

Why dirty dishes you ask? Why because one time when I was at rez this idiot who shall be named Thomas would eat shit like a monkey but with the tools of man (utencils, bowls) and would litterly throw said tools of man on the ground and say "touchdown".

Said remark was ironic because as he left these tools of man on the ground they would grow entire cultures of bacteria built in the image of the 1972 Miami Dolphins (Dan Amino etc) and the 1956 Edmonton Eskimos where they would play on a field of mold until dawn (litterly until someone would be like "gd Thomas pick your shit up and wash it, and then he'd wash it with dawn).

Thank you one Emery Greer for reminding me of the dirtiest kid in residence, it makes me feel like a super clean freak (OCD eseque) which makes me feel like a champ when I am wearing this shirt, a clean and perfect champ much like the rough and tumble 72 Dolphins and the clean and pristine 56 Eskies.