When I look at this design by one Emery Greer the first thing I think about is dirty dishes, no not cereal, not soup, not even cfl football (the best kind), dirty dishes.

Why dirty dishes you ask? Why because one time when I was at rez this idiot who shall be named Thomas would eat shit like a monkey but with the tools of man (utencils, bowls) and would litterly throw said tools of man on the ground and say "touchdown".

Said remark was ironic because as he left these tools of man on the ground they would grow entire cultures of bacteria built in the image of the 1972 Miami Dolphins (Dan Amino etc) and the 1956 Edmonton Eskimos where they would play on a field of mold until dawn (litterly until someone would be like "gd Thomas pick your shit up and wash it, and then he'd wash it with dawn).

Thank you one Emery Greer for reminding me of the dirtiest kid in residence, it makes me feel like a super clean freak (OCD eseque) which makes me feel like a champ when I am wearing this shirt, a clean and perfect champ much like the rough and tumble 72 Dolphins and the clean and pristine 56 Eskies.