What an interesting design, the first thing I think of when looking at this shirt is... The Disneyland Haunted House... When I was little I remember frequenting this old shanty in the middle of a great themepark that shall be unamed*. It looked normal on the outside but it had this evil aura about it... I thought it was just a gift shop at first so I ventured inside with my ma atop this moving car (the first car I ever drove, and Mario Andretti would confess that I got game) this normal looking building was actually a haunted house... can you believe it? There was ghosts in the mirrors, ghosts in wedding gowns, and even ghosts who were singing! It was god awful scary but luckily I drove the hell out of that peice with my amazing driving skills and saved my ma's life.

Now thanks to this shirt I'll forever remember saving my ma's life, and I will be able to hold this over her head because I am taller than her now, and she will undoubtebly remember the life debt she owes me and feel terrible every time she sees this shirt knowing the only reason she breathes is because her little 19 year old son jetted the hell out of a haunted house. Love ya ma.