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Magnamoth aka Craig is a 25.14 year old boy, has been a member since June 8, 2007, has scored 2,053 submissions, giving an average score of 1.81, helping 35 designs get printed.

Oct 29 '07 by Magnamoth
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Cosmic Evolution Blasphemy

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Contrary to hippy artist belief, Earth and the other planets in our solar system actually formed 4+ billion years ago out of the solar nebula, not a giant dewy leaf.

This is still a cool shirt its just not going to win any nobel prizes for cosmic evolutionary theory etc, and usually the first thing I ask myself in buying a shirt is... will this shirt win any nobel prizes, if no it's usually a pass.

stevetrpi on Oct 29 '07 at 2:40pm

I flatly refuse to give up my belief in Dewy Leaf Theory! Good day sir!

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 2:45pm

Wow would you like to fight about this academically?

ISABOA on Oct 29 '07 at 2:49pm

despite the fact that you will probably just snap at me for posting

I am gonna say that this is probably just a joke and the sarcasm is lost in the interwebs... right?

ISABOA on Oct 29 '07 at 2:51pm

oh and laugh out loud at steven being called a hippy

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 2:56pm

Yes I would advise all those who read this post and probably the rest of my blog posts to ensure your sarcasm ditector has batteries.

Ellsswhere on Oct 29 '07 at 3:00pm

actually you are wrong... solar nebula and what have you

jesus was talking with the easter bunny and santa and they were tired of the tooth fairy steeling their teeth so they built the universe to keep the little bastard busy... and well we all know what happened when Buddha found out about this little alliance

ISABOA on Oct 29 '07 at 3:04pm

ever since sir ben kingsley offered the grain mask conundrum the dew theory has gained acceptance from a broader base

valorandvellum on Oct 29 '07 at 3:04pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is the best blog I've seen today.

valorandvellum on Oct 29 '07 at 3:05pm

Question: What shirts have you purchased? I'd like to know which Threadless shirts qualify for "nobel prizes".

ISABOA on Oct 29 '07 at 3:05pm

t4sh4 on Oct 29 '07 at 2:53pm

lol @ isa typing laugh out loud

leave me alone - you know about my "L Blank L" problem

stevetrpi on Oct 29 '07 at 3:06pm

I believe I said, good day sir!

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 3:06pm

There are a couple, most of the good ones are pictured in the submission with einstein or other esteemed members of the science gang wearing them.

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 3:12pm

Ellswhere how dare you bring religion into the mix.

valorandvellum on Oct 29 '07 at 3:14pm

I see. Well, I grew up in a household that taught me that earth was in fact created by a ginormous leaf. And if we do anything bad, then the giant leaf will come down and CRUSH US.

This is how the world will end. When the judgement of the leaf comes down on us with righteous fury.

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 3:16pm

How does it feel to be lied too?

valorandvellum on Oct 29 '07 at 3:20pm

How does it feel to treat me like you do? When you've laid your hands upon me. And told me who you are.

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 3:21pm

Hot and bothered.

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 7:37pm

Once again Science wins.

shirtflirt on Oct 29 '07 at 7:39pm

science can't win. it's a tool. like a ho. and im science's pimp.

Fermata on Oct 29 '07 at 7:42pm

WHAT!? You mean my entire life has been based on a LIE!?

scottdempsey12 on Oct 29 '07 at 7:50pm

I hear the jury is still out on science...

Cirrocumulus on Oct 29 '07 at 7:51pm

this. is. amazing.

you all made my day.

Fermata on Oct 29 '07 at 7:57pm

I don't know, I think Cat on a Skateboard deserves a Nobel prize...

shirtflirt on Oct 29 '07 at 7:59pm

"Never go to a second location with a hippy"

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 8:23pm

Fermata you noob, it's allready won a nobel prize in advanced world peace and molecular physics. lol can you believe this guy?

Magnamoth on Oct 29 '07 at 8:59pm

lol

Meara on Oct 30 '07 at 6:13pm

hahaha

4 days later

Ste7en on Nov 04 '07 at 10:50am

I was nominated, but I lost to Al Gore...He claimed that the world began as a snowflake and only later turned into a water drop because of global warming, thus making this shirt worthless. Im a complete failure.

Magnamoth on Nov 04 '07 at 4:38pm

if ifs and buts were candy and nuts.

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