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bananza aka Hannah is a 20.44 year old girl, has been a member since June 8, 2007, has scored 873 submissions, giving an average score of 2.31, helping 18 designs get printed.
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My English teacher apparently decided that just memorizing 4 poems wasn't enough, so now she's making us memorize 5... but no, the 5th one can't be short and easy. It's got to be "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" which is 131 lines long and is too complicated for memorization.

The poem I have to have memorized:
Let us go then, you and I
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
THe muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious arguement
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question...

Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
Let us go and make our visit.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window panes
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window panes
Licked its tongue in the corners of the evening
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains.
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
curled once about the house and fell asleep.

And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street,
Rubbing its back upon the window panes;
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate:
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" -
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair-
(They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!")
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin-
(They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!")
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all:--
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all--
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
And how should I presume?

And I have known the arms already, known them all--
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
Is it perfume from a dress
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?
. . . . .
Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? . . .

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep . . . tired . . . or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet--and here's no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.

And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,
To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"--
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: "That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all."

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the
floor--
And this, and so much more?--
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all."

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old . . .I grow old . . .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.



....

:(

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 20 '07 at 9:16am
hahahahahah high school.



good luck!
planethopper
planethopper on Sep 20 '07 at 9:16am
What the hell is wrong with your English teacher?
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Sep 20 '07 at 9:18am
piece of cake...



good luck, though. And it usually happens that when a teacher makes a dumbass assignment like that and the vast majority do an exceedingly poor job, they change the grading or the assignment. Just hold out.
bananza
bananza on Sep 20 '07 at 9:18am
I wish I knew.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 20 '07 at 9:19am
turn each poem into a funky rap song, and give it a sweet beat. then you'll memorize em' fo shizzle
planethopper
planethopper on Sep 20 '07 at 9:19am
that would be ill.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 20 '07 at 9:20am
that's how i used to do it...just turn the poem into a song or rap, or hardcore punk song, etc.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 20 '07 at 9:20am
not that i ever read poems
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Sep 20 '07 at 9:21am
not that i can read, or anything
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 20 '07 at 9:22am
so how exactly is this gonna happen in the end? Is your teacher gonna just devote a day to everyone standing up on their own and reciting the same poem over and over?
bananza
bananza on Sep 20 '07 at 9:23am
Probably.



haha Maltz. She probably wouldn't appreciate the humor..

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 20 '07 at 9:26am
maybe its gonna be one of those things where they dont end up grading you, and tell you that knowing poetry is for your own good
planethopper
planethopper on Sep 20 '07 at 9:26am
I have to speak in front of the class

I really hope that I pass

My English teacher is an ass

He is probably going to want to see me after class

I just want to let him know that I studied very hard

And if I can't remember 5 poems I must be a retard

So I just want to let you know that I'm pissed

Memorizing 5 poems is F***ing S***.

squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Sep 20 '07 at 9:26am
Your English teacher is an idiot. It should be more important that you can show you understand and interpret a poem, not memorise one. What does that prove? The only poem I ever memorised at high school was Fire and Ice by Robert Frost ie short and easy.
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 20 '07 at 9:27am
What is there to be gained from memorizing a poem?
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 20 '07 at 9:27am
^yeah, what squatter guy said
the_book
the_book on Sep 20 '07 at 9:28am
I remember when I had to memorize a poem in 7th grade. I chose "The Fog" by Robert Frost. Such a short poem.



deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 20 '07 at 9:28am
Why the f*ck do you have to memorize that? I can see no use for it in life. Unless you want to be a spy, and have a photographic memory.
bananza
bananza on Sep 20 '07 at 9:30am
So far I've had to memorize

When I have fears that I may cease to be (Keats)

The World Is too Much With Us (Wordsworth)

God's Grandeur (Hopkins)

and La Belle Dame sans Merci (Keats)
imnotindenial
imnotindenial on Sep 20 '07 at 10:16am
Ew. That sucks. How many have you finished so far?
bananza
bananza on Sep 20 '07 at 10:18am
I know up to "And indeed there will be time"
imnotindenial
imnotindenial on Sep 20 '07 at 10:26am
I can't really give you any pointers on how to memorize stuff better, because I'm no good at it either. So here's a cat, instead.



deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 20 '07 at 10:27am
Me fail english? That's umpossible!
spires
   spires on Sep 20 '07 at 10:27am
What are you actually learning by memorizing that?



I don't see the point.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Sep 20 '07 at 10:29am
I had to memorize that very same poem, and I only remember the Michaelangelo part, now. Memorizing it did nothing to help me understand its meaning.
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