...I've had some fun but I want more...




moar funny pictures

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Disney Twiggy by the very talented & fabulous DowntownKelly the most awesome future Disney illustrator!!!



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I heart Haya!!!



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These cats are 100% rad:



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Robot Twiggy courtesy of the infamous Mr. iPear:



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The Missus & I as Playboy bunnies:



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Sono toki denwa no beru ga
Watashi neko mitai ni shabetta
Terebi no volume sagete
Watashi uso mitai na koe de
(At the time the phone rang
And I chatted away just like my cat
I turned down the tv and
Talked in a fake voice)




Oh, Velveteen!


One by one, I'll knock you out...


They don't, they don't speak for us...


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I'm a FWF member for LIFE:

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My growing collection here contains:

*Loch Ness Imposter
*Some Choices Are Just Out of Reach
*Good Intentions
*Ah Munna Eat Choo
*The Downside of Genetic Engineering
*These Trees Stand Tall
*Camouflage
*Reach For The Stars
*The Outdoor Mix
*Hope
*More! More! More!
*Paperboy
*No Repeats!
*Nothing Rhymes With Orange
*Chinese Peaches
*Gold Rush!
*Stupid Raisins, Stay Out Of My Cookies
*Hrududu...The New Guy
*Pencil Forest
*Day Of Reckoning
*The Fashion of Terror
*Playground Love
*Make Yourself At Home
*Monster & Cie
*A City Built on Rock n' Roll Would Be...
*The Secret Lives of Luggage
*Enmity Gardens
*My Pet Human
*Musical Meditation
*They're, Their, There
*Star Men in Moon's Milk
*Sock Battle
*Mr. Choppy
*The Optical Illusion Kid
*Moon Kite
*Frida's Garden
*We Can Fix It
*Calling Home
*Can't See The Forest But For The Socks
*The Rare Pixelated Shark Of The South-Pacific
*My Playtree
*Fake Pandas Have More Fun
*Now That's Dope

Shirts I have bought for my Honey:

*Fish Tank
*Original Gamester
*Spoilt
*You've Got Some 'Spaining To Do!
*mmmh.. Delicious
*FrequenCity
*Cookie Loves Milk
*Birds & The Bees
*What Makes It Go?
*Damn Scientists
*Yes You Are
*Dragon Flavor
*I'm Sure I Used to Fit
*Refrigerator Running
*Happy Thoughts
*Ctrl+Z
*The Dark Side of the Garden

For mah nieces:

*Smack!
*Pillow Fight!

For mah friend/boss:

*Inside You

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"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can 'ni' at will to old ladies"

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FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 13 '07 at 3:55am Twigs, I was thinking when i saw your picture how pretty you are. I always thought you were going to be a purty one, but I had you pictured totally different. And possibly with a cat on your head for some reason.

Edword on Jun 21 '08 at 5:11am yeah I'm pretty much in love with you...

Malcolm Man on Jul 21 '08 at 9:29pm did I just get hit on by twiggyhall?

*moves to Seattle.

Jembrmstr on Jul 22 '08 at 1:32pm 1565465% oh twiggs you have no idea! my mind is made up for you honey!




I have a lot of fave Marbs quotes, but this one is definitely in my top five: "Fuck Raisinets in their stupid faces!!!!"

Here's another: "Tom Cruise can suck large sacks of sweaty nuts"

Who doesn't love a drunken Jebbie: "I SHOW IM SERIOUS!"

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I keep accumulating e-wives around here...

#1 & most loved wife who I can sleep in a hungover state to Bill & Ted's with = Courtney Pie a.k.a. "The Missus"

#2 & lushiest wife that would drive me to Taco Bell if she had a car = Mezo a.k.a. Mezo Pants

#3 & gassiest wife that feeds me whipped cream right out of the can's nozzle into mah mouf = LittleM a.k.a. That gal on T-less who looks like my friend Mae

#4 & most 80's inspired wife = Ladykat a.k.a. the wife whom I think would be most likely to show up in roller skates if I ever met her in rl

#5 & Most Vodka-loving wife = Lordog a.k.a. the newest addition & the wife who counts down to happy hour with me & has the cutest pug

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I have met these crazy Threadlessers in rl:

Courtney Pie - twice (duh. She's my WIFE)
Audiovore (the Paparazzi)
T4sh4 (she's innocent)
Mezo (she's guilty & she's wife #2)
Ladykat (she's fashionably awesome & wife #4)
Marblecargirl (my twin & absolutely wonderful)
Smitten Kitten (most adorable thing ever)
Wotto (crazy fooker)

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Comedy... I likes it...

Oh, you mean Uncle Robert?


You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks